whining about homestuck roleplay problems

a few people whine, mostly about cherubplay

[whinesaboutrp]

do you think all the "no bottoms! tops only! if you connect you sign your name in blood that you're not a bottom!" people know what a bottom actually is, or do they think it just means somebody who doesn't bother to participate in sex. like I'm sorry other people made you think all bottom rpers are bad, but come on. seriously.

and even if they do know that, do you think they know how stupid that part of their post looks

edited to add: I'm glad other people are just as annoyed by this as me

[marinamun]

unfortunately that one group of bottoms ruined it for all of us 😔 no fr i feel like i have to stress so heavily that “i promise i’m not the lazy kind please”. i want to believe most of them are requesting that bc of genuine preference for what they want to rp tho

[whinesaboutrp]

yeah, I considered this too, but I feel the way they word it is just so aggro. there's got to be ways to word "I personally prefer to play bottoms and am only seeking switches or tops" that's less like .... that.

like I get it. I prefer to play bottoms too! but I'm not about to go around being like IF YOU CONNECT TO ME AND YOU ARE A BOTTOM YOU HAVE COMMITTED A WAR CRIME

[whinesaboutrp]

do you think all the "no bottoms! tops only! if you connect you sign your name in blood that you're not a bottom!" people know what a bottom actually is, or do they think it just means somebody who doesn't bother to participate in sex. like I'm sorry other people made you think all bottom rpers are bad, but come on. seriously.

and even if they do know that, do you think they know how stupid that part of their post looks

edited to add: I'm glad other people are just as annoyed by this as me

[whinesaboutrp]

I've seen the page with "commentary" on the log where dirk begs jake to come back and talk to him and firstly, yes, that intent was obvious to anyone who wasn't actively looking for Abuse Signs

and secondly I never want to hear another word Andrew Fucking Hussie says about dirk. I don't care if a broken clock is sometimes right. after what he wrote for dirk in the epilogues, I don't give a shit what he thinks. I don't want to know, I don't know why anyone else is paying attention, please just let me go on with my gay dirk life and pretend that homestuck came from space.

[whinesaboutrp]

like are they literally ever going to fix this secure connection thing. the googles tell me it’s really not that hard to fix. please mister cherp I just wanna fucking roleplay.

[whinesaboutrp]

my kingdom for a functional website

[whinesaboutrp]

my kingdom for a functional website

[notanothercherubplayblog]

me waiting patiently for cherp to start working properly again by checking the site every 5 minutes

[whinesaboutrp]

so everybody else is getting these “site can’t provide a secure connection” errors right. not just me? I was just about to move some shit over there.

[whinesaboutrp]

honestly I hate to be That Person but the site becoming 18+ only will be such a huge fucking relief for me. I understand that teens have and do consume and write porn but it’s going to be such a relief not to have to second guess every partner I get. and yeah, people will lie, people always have, but it’s still enough to make me feel just a little bit better. teens can do what they will to explore their sexualities and shit, but I want them to do that in a place away from me for their own comfort and safety as much as for mine.

[whinesaboutrp]

also I’m not tagging this one but holy fuck people in this dumb discourse citing the lion mascot from dare -- you know, that infamously ineffective program for 12 year olds that tells them they can get Addicted to Marijuanas -- explains so many fucking things

the dare lion.

the fucking

dare lion

[whinesaboutrp]

hey is the old site still working for the moment. is there any kind of timeline on when it’s shutting down for real. the mod said there would be one but I’m getting antsy and feeling like I missed it

[whinesaboutrp]

broke: cherubplay is shutting down cause someone rped a thing I don’t like

woke: cherubplay is shutting down cause the mod got sick of all the “females only slutty harem wanted” prompts

[whinesaboutrp]

also yikes @ the terfs in the directory pretending they’re just posting prompts and not uhhhhh bein terfs

[whinesaboutrp]

just because you didn’t tag “psa” doesn’t mean it’s not a psa, and it’s still against the goddamn rules

please go outside. get a hobby that isn’t “discourse” because I promise nobody likes a discourser

[whinesaboutrp]

cherubmod is the hero we need but don’t deserve

[whinesaboutrp]

jesus fuck can we please ban psas

[whinesaboutrp]

like we’re just fuckin arguing about complete nonsense in the directory now because nobody pays attention to them on tumblr anymore and they’re incapable of using tag blocks or something

do not get me wrong I blocked it instantly but the very fact that I came back to the site to see PSA Hell is absurd. what the fuck is this