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i have a lot of thoughts // 23

[loccorocco]

Accidentally decapitated one of my basil sprouts. Comic practice

[rachy-chel]

Horse jar, 2024. I keep popcorn kernels in it :)

[whinetasting]

watching final destination on my flight just to feel something

[whinetasting]

ran into some other American tourists today #vacationruined

[whinetasting]

it’s always the ugliest men with the loudest opinions

[steelycunt]

i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[kii-tty]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[whinetasting]

does anyone even order chicken pho?

[whinetasting]

i wish having babies was a gamble on which person would have the baby … like hell yeah let’s take that test together and make bets on it, i love gambling!

[whinetasting]

isn’t it funny how a movie centered around women is called a “chick flick” but a movie centered around men is called a movie?

[vampurrring]

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

[important-animal-images]

[whinetasting]

i just had a groundbreaking idea!

going to therapy and getting professional help

[whinetasting]

i used to be terrified that one of those traveling podcast bros would walk up to me while i was walking to class and ask me what song i was listening to because what am i supposed to say when im listening to bronydanceparty? what then?

[whinetasting]

do you ever feel McLovin coded?