Yo.

Welcome to the actuality of my reality.

[retrogamingblog]

Gaming then and now

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

–Emily Dickinson

[donnasweettttttttt]

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

space is weird

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

thanks nasa

[flutedsleeves]

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

[babyanimalgifs]

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[babyanimalgifs]

We don’t deserve dogs at all.

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

[erevshelshoshanim]

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[tuskegeejetter]

To anyone who needs to hear it, it's going to be okay.

[vitamincream]

[cartnsncreal]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

your url has loli on it

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

[gayhex]

can we turn this into a copy pasta

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

Do you people not understand how the law works?

[uhohidied-deactivated20170626]

i am you

[ravensbyte-moved]

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[josmottt]

“The floor is listening to the game tutorial and knowing how to play” Arin:

[ameaninglessreviewblog]

Facebook Messenger Basketball vs Soccer

The age old question… When it comes to Facebook Messenger games embedded in sports ball emojis, which titan of mundanity reigns supreme?

Although those of superior intellect, penis size and prowess excel in basketball, there is something to be said about the micropenis wielding savants that can bounce the ol’ black and white more times than others.

The superior basketball players usually have a penis size of at least average, though more times than not the size of their penis is above the mean. They can use an agile thumb to shoot not only at a basket, but a moving one after scoring ten points. The speed increases, as does the penis size of the average player of this level, after 20 points. The elite basketballers (or ballers as I refer to them) are usually social butterflies full of charisma and testosterone. Their pants are also filled to the brim with…you guessed it…penis.

Those who excel at soccer, on the other hand, have a merit of their own. Despite a significantly smaller average penis size, they have a “special” (as their mothers would refer to it) charm. Able to alienate even the friendliest of fellow human beings with their lack of common knowledge and all around awkwardness.

Does this make the basketball elite better?

Yes, yes it does.

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.

Then walked off like Mufasa