Callsign: whiskey glitter

constantly crying about history

[captainvatican]

It's Lit 🕊🔥

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[jeanprouvaires]

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

[steampunktendencies]

Stunning Abandoned Homes Are Surprisingly Full Of Life

“Abandoned homes are the kind of thing you typically only happen upon when your GPS leads you astray. Unless, that is, you’re author Ransom Riggs, who’s on a mission to find them.

Keep reading

[butteryplanet]

more cinemagraphs on our instagram - come say hi!

[trekgate]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[catscenter]

[whiskeyglitter]

They must be CATholic

[catholic-church-official]

*sees statue of mary* yaaaaasss regina cœli

[whiskeyglitter]

unsuspecting catholic: is this a mortal sin or just a venial sin? Is it a mortal sin to be okay with doing a venial sin? what if I die tomorrow?

Martin Luther, stepping out from the shadows: it's all mortal sin

catholic: all bad deeds are mortal sins?

Martin Luther: bad deeds, good deeds

catholic: good deeds are mortal sins??

Martin Luther: no time to explain. it's not safe here. I--

John Calvin: descends shrieking from the ceiling

[catholic-church-official]

when you’re one of the first in line for communion and you get triangle jesus instead of circle jesus

[catholic-church-official]

you: why don’t you post more original content

me: um, jesus makes all things new, duh

[nprfreshair]

By 2050 70 percent of Americans will live in 15 states. That means that 70 percent of Americans will have 30 senators and 30 percent of Americans will have 70 senators.

E.J. Dionne (with Norm Ornstein) on Trump and an era of Democratic renewal  (via nprfreshair)

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[justseventeen]

May 1973. ‘How do you tie your prom look together…? You add little things here and there that say a lot about your personal style.’

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

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