'Merica

She's got her daddy's tongue and temper, sometimes her mouth could use a filter, God shook his head the day he built her, Oh but I bet he smiled

[vacuiterror]

normalize being ugly and unable to socialize. i am just a creature.

[badassamerican]

[badassamerican]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Hi! Do you ever draw a dinosaur friend with a real long neck? I'd love to see one of those

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[asmuchasidliketo]

Oh no, this poor long-neck dinosaur! It’s nearly winter! I don’t want him to get a cold neck!

Here, I made him a scarf

(source of the scarf)

[typelikeagirl]

[some-kind-of-wonder-land-deacti]

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[coat]

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

[babehavesexwithme]

I’m tired and I want to snuggle and sleep but I also want to have sex for like three hours

[kieljamespatrick]

[1anonyymous1]

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

[sassydw]

[nocturnalxscorpio]

You cannot let a woman down multiple times and expect her energy to still crave you.

[fauxspirited]

god, i really want to see the northern lights once before i die

[photogenicsoul]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[crossbonesjeep]

[fightingthosedemons-deactivated]