thecrumblebird

i love eating fresh gravel

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

REBLOG

[isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva]

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

[astro-so]

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

[prick-o]

i felt like this was important idk

[rav3r-d0ll]

PLEASE REBLOG!

[whisperingsoup]

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

[parttimepunner]

I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

[belzytheweepingbanshee]

please guys dont make me drink salt water :(

[whistlefish71]

CALL POISON CONTROL !!!

[whistlefish71]

if anyone wonders what i look like

yes i am a grown ass woman who cant draw. fight me bro.

[whistlefish71]

happy pride month to the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson

[redtulips2]

sandstorm

experimenting with styles

[whistlefish71]

MY SHAYLA OH MY SHAYLA

[whistlefish71]

Its pride month everyone.

Release the giant LGBTQ caterpillar to eat homophobe's houses

[iamfabiloz]

I just ran over Mulchkit with a stolen vehicle what the hell am I supposed to do for Mulchkit Monday now

[whistlefish71]

this post makes me so happy for some odd reason (I hate mulch)

[whistlefish71]

sometimes I wonder if Stacy's mom still has it going on.

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[stevethevehicon22]

Thank you.

[vanillabean5645]

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

[mecha-mark-2]

This is mandatory.

[void-angel666]

yes

[cecil-crimson-official]

As a trans male grooming victim, I approve 👍

[axileishere]

EVERYONE needs to reblog this.

[midgepetal]

Everyone reblog at once

[whistlefish71]

i am fully aware I post jokes and shit, but this had to be reblogged immediantly

[peteytheparrot]

What type of outfits would Firestar and Graystripe wear, for reasons

[whistlefish71]

graystripe would probably wear those meme shirts that say shit like "Morbidly A Beast" or "I Eat Microplastics" or this bullshit

[whistlefish71]

my entire existance is begging a God I don't believe in to love me so I can attempt to love myself and everyone else.

or maybe cheese fries and warrior cats

[whistlefish71]

warrior cat fans when you mention waffles

(its me im warrior cat fans)

[whistlefish71]

I think it should be illegal to sell food that tastes like cardboard imo

[narawarrior0]

Made it for @loserfish32

[whistlefish71]

hey so this is just too amazing for my brain to handle !!!

[whistlefish71]

*cracks spine like whip* Right fellers. Let's do this.

[brackenfur]

holy shit

i just found my warrior cats family tree from 2021

does anyone want me to post a few pics of it orrrr

[whistlefish71]

dude.

bro.

post it NOW.

[whistlefish71]

someone please help the gender dysphoria hurts so bad please my poor skin

[whistlefish71]

i'm being genuine if anyone has advice PLEASE God help me

[whistlefish71]

someone please help the gender dysphoria hurts so bad please my poor skin