LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.
DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!
AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.
IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”
WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK
CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.
AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.
I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
▸ how I would dress these heathens because lets all be honest with ourselves, some all of them lack so much taste it is embarrassing.
▸ I am not taking any criticism because my taste is impeccable.
🫀|| 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑
The fur coat he regularly wears unjustly weights him down so we are switching it out for a classic cut suit jacket, double breasted or not, a full three piece suit, coordinated unlike the restaurant uniform he's stuck in, with the right cut would look perfect on him. All of it in black as usual, with a red lining and a red tie would be perfect. And of course we can't forget his infamous gloves, which would be actual leather, paired with a shiny pair of black leather shoes.
🫀|| 𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍
Out with those imitator cowboy boots and bicolored leather jacket. This man has a waist and we're gonna use it. Preppy loose shirts in various colours and patterns, short sleeved are preferable but I'm not too opposed to the longer ones either as long as the cut is loose, tucked into a nice pair of high waisted and belted pants, not skinny jeans, pants. With a looser cut and cuffed at the bottom. I am not set on shoes yet, but for now I am considering some nice Chelsea boots.
🫀|| 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍
He seems to be trying to dress like a video game idol with all those out of place accessories and I honestly think a more basic style would be much better for him. We are putting an end to all the layering by switching to a neutrals palette of basic loose graphic tees, both anonymous or with anime prints, as long as they're not too outrageous, and some loose knee cut shorts. I think he'd look absolutely lovely showing off some leg.
🫀|| 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍
First of all he needs to learn to wear sleeves properly, then that under a cardigan you wear shirts, not t-shirts. Second we're muting those bright green tones and switching out the black for some dark brown, softening the entire ensemble to have a more dark academia vibe, filled with madras and tartans and thick fabrics. Some nice high collared cardigans and wool sweaters and long coats coupled with some nice fitting shirts never unbuttoned too low.
🫀|| 𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐒
Here I can absolutely go crazy to my own heart's contempt, all those awful early 2000s looking clothes get thrown in the trash, especially that skinny scarf, for an upgrade. We are talking corsets, heels, beaded and bedazzled fabrics both in pants and shirts and coats, the more extravagant and androgynous looking the better. And no outfit is complete without the right jewellery and a matching nail set.
🫀|| 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐙𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐁
Now, his actual wardrobe isn't too far off for what I want to see him in but it's still not quite there. I want him in bright neon and primary colours, not in dark and muddy ones, we're talking reds, oranges, yellows and greens. I'd like to maintain the sporty vibe, knowing he also does need mobility and comfort most of all, with some nice streetwear and maybe techwear, but never too overly complicated. The cherry on top are a pair of sneakers like some jordans or air forces.
🫀|| 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐆𝐎𝐑
Now, Belphegor requires comfort most of all, and I still can't fucking fathom how he manages to do that with those stringed up boots that run up to the knee, which are also absolutely hideous if I say so myself. If he wanted to look like he just rolled out of bed, he succeeded. But I'd like to make it look a bit more pleasant, with a palette of black and greys in the form of loose fitting pants and large shirts and sweaters, decorated with cryptic and unsettling designs.
I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
do you ever just love a fictional character so much that you see a picture of them and your heart squeezes and drops EVERY time? like dam you aint even real and you got me weak
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.
Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)
There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”
