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[jihyped]

⭐ Jikook DNA - Moodboard⭐ (94/?)

“From the day the universe was formed. Past infinite worlds. Probably in our past life and in our next lives. We’ll be together forever.”

Jikook⭐ Vmin⭐ Minjoon⭐ Yoonmin⭐ Jinmin⭐ Jihope⭐ BTS

[whistlegukk]

Hey your masterlist isn’t working for me :/ i saw one of the parts of your au and i’m really interested but js

Fixed it! thanks for making me aware, flower child

( also, yes hi kids i know it’s been a while but uni is killer okay, also i don’t like my famous au, any other ideas im up for it )

[whistlegukk]

Spill the tea about your ex crush gurl

gurls n boys n those who don’t identify as either, here is the tale of my ex-crush. We shall call him Stef and man was he a fucking drag.

So first date comes around, we watched Minions, and idk about y’all but I hate the film. It’s annoying and at that time a thriller I wanted to watch was out but he was scared to watch it. So I said “ok let’s watch this shit.” We watch the movie, Stef puts his head on my shoulder and eats from my chocolate candies I got for snackage. So here’s the first thing. Why he eating my choco balls? And second, don’t the girls put their heads on the dudes shoulders??

Anyway, I decided to give him another chance and on this second date, he made me pay for everything AND he lost the movie ticket that I had to pay for, which ain’t cheap y’all. Not to mention he didn’t make conversation?

Anyway, so this went on for a year or two longer and it came around to where I was 17 and had a Valentines dance, now ofc I ask him bcs I liked the guy. And you know what he did?Sat and spoke to another girl the WHOLE night, but I didn’t let it bother me much bcs?? why let and asshole ruin my night yeah? He then returned the favour bcs he figured he was an asshole, but he sat at the table on his phone the whole night and I left it bcs hey there was food and my friends were there! A party pooper won’t dampen my parade. Adding to this, he messaged me constant and kept up this charade that he liked me. However, I came to a conclusion that he was trying to pull as many girls as he could and y’all, your girl Jeje ain’t about that life.

All in all, it was a major him not doing much on his part and me putting in all the effort. It stopped after I told him i wasn’t interested when I found out he had another girl on the side.

But yeh that’s the story of my shitty ex-crush.

[kookartist]

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[whistlegukk]

Nr.1 & Nr.7?

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

A: top 6 as of right now? 

1.J Balvin, Willy William - Mi Gente (Official Video)

2. Lady Gaga - John Wayne

3. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Soundtrack ( im a fucking loser i know don’t fight me this game was hype )

4. TAEMIN 태민 ‘MOVE’ #1 MV5. Local Natives - Mt. Washington6. Ghost - Slash (Featuring Ian Astbury)7: What’s your strangest talent?

A: uhm? im super flexible? i can do that ring girl pose  and walk with it too.

wanna ask some more? go here

[whistlegukk]

6, 29, 34, 77, 89

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

A: with, i got little siblings, can’t scar them yo

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

A: more so ghosts than aliens, idk, sometimes if i enter a place i know has a ghost history i get a weird feeling in my head and just shivers in general.

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

A: apart from any of the boys in bts? i would say mike faist, he’s a Broadway singer and is the epitome of adorableness.

77: How can I win your heart?

A: play video games with me or buy me food, also, don’t expect me to start conversations all the time. fuck y’all do i have a story for you on this ex-crush i had for two years wow.

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

A: my true thoughts on something that I know will hurt the person asking, i hate upsetting people in general.

wanna ask some more? go here

[whistlegukk]

*pic of me clenching my fists*

that video was fucking boyfriend straight up don’t fight me on this.

[effervescencebehaviours]

Fuck it

lets get personal: send me a number 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 7: What’s your strangest talent? 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? 11: Do you have any strange phobias? 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? 13: What’s your religion? 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? 17: What was the last lie you told? 18: Do you believe in karma? 19: What does your URL mean? 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? 21: Who is your celebrity crush? 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 23: How do you vent your anger? 24: Do you have a collection of anything? 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? 28: What’s your biggest “what if”? 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 35: To you, what is the meaning of life? 36: Define Art. 37: Do you believe in luck? 38: What’s the weather like right now? 39: What time is it? 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? 41: What was the last book you read? 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? 43: Do you have any nicknames? 44: What was the last film you saw? 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? 48: What’s your sexual orientation? 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? 50: Do you believe in magic? 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 52: What is your astrological sign? 53: Do you save money or spend it? 54: What’s the last thing you purchased? 55: Love or lust? 56: In a relationship? 57: How many relationships have you had? 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 59: Where were you yesterday? 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 61: Are you wearing socks right now? 62: What’s your favourite animal? 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? 64: Where is your best friend? 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. 66: What is your heritage? 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? 69: Biggest turn ons? 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? 77: How can I win your heart? 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? 80: What size shoes do you wear? 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? 82: What is your favourite word? 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. 84: What is a saying you say a lot? 85: What’s the last song you listened to? 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? 87: What is your current desktop picture? 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 90: Turn offs? 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? 92: where are your parents from? 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? 96: Do you have any relatives in jail? 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? 98: Ever been on a plane? 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say

[cloudybrush]

Jungkook’s English at the Macao concert today is a WHOLE kink

[whistlegukk]

MNET and their shit “maintenance”

listen kids im gonna be plain and simple with this. it’s very obvious that during the supposed “maintenance” and “hacking check” mama pulled some bs and now most artists are falling behind ( iu, t-ara, seventeen and bts being a good few ). there’s even been a post showing the exact number of votes each artist or group has declined by.

all im gonna say is, is that we should continue to vote despite this. if we all know we didn’t cheat or hack, then we can bring our faves to number one again, no? however being angry is a given, but honestly im not that surprised mama has always been rigged so it’s not that shocking yet it’s angering none the less.

KEEP VOTING KIDS WE CAN GET OUR FAVES TO THE TOP ONCE MORE

[whistlegukk]

do you see that in the right hand corner. do you. hello.

[whistlegukk]

Jikook famous au: jungkook is a rockstar who adds a new and highly skilled make up artist to his team, park jimin. the two click naturally, but is there more than just friendship behind the world’s all seeing eye?

prt2

[whistlegukk]

CAN YALL HEAR ME SCREAMING BECAUSE BITCH IM FUCKING RAGING

[bangtansonyeondankest]

10 BANGTAN GIFS U NEED TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE (of laughter)

Jungkook’s suits Ver.

The combo of his walk and the thin black tie n polished shoes woa

Him in blue kills me

Bow tie and stripes on the blazer look so good

His glare like “I’ve been watching you all night, let me buy you a drink”

Looking like a model posing for a perfume advert wow such a look

Idk this gives me vibes of bratty rich kid jungkook?? I love it ??

The ruffles on the end of the sleeves ooze this “royalty and high status” vibe

He looks like a student here with the navy blazer, the cool guy that all the girl like but avoid cos he’s trouble but he likes you most n whispers shit in ur ear when he walks past you in front of everyone

he looks like a teacher here fight me

Cute prom night look paired with his wide smile, melts me every time he’s so soft

The hemming and buttons and walk finish the look, ultimate prince look

[whistlegukk]

Jikook famous au: jungkook is a rockstar who adds a new and highly skilled make up artist to his team, park jimin. the two click naturally, but is there more than just friendship behind the world’s all seeing eye?

prt1

[sugacakes]

I’m so…(灬♥ω♥灬)

[whistlegukk]

Ohhh i like the sight of this new Au:)

bless im happy you do, smallthis one is gonna be good i feel it in my bones 👏🏻😩