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Number One Omega Tournament Round 1

Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunter Chronicles) vs Yuder Ail (Turning)

Alec Lightwood

Yuder Ail

Voting ended onApr 12

Propaganda under cut:

Alec Lightwood

On the surface, he’s a typical grumpy emo boy but the moment he meets his husband? He’s all shy, demure, blushy boy 😭 also horny AF. Will get into it anytime anywhere from at home to various hotel rooms while vacationing (or on a mission) to on the orient express to a fucking Church in Hell. Has two kids by the age of 23. First one at 20. Both adopted of course but have you seen anyone babytrap their partner with an adopted child? He managed it. At 20 fucking years old.

Yuder Ail

He's an independent omega and a seasoned fighter and leader with 10+ yrs of experience as the commander of the Arcane Legion. After admitting his attraction towards Kishiar, He gradually learned to accept his own desire and is now honest with what he wants which is.... a lot.

[white-gl0ves]

Ever : The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Kanna: This unmitigated poppycock?

Finn: Extravagant hogwash!

Yuder : Okay, stop.

[white-gl0ves]

Enon : How’s practice going?

Yuder: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Enon : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Yuder: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Enon : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

[white-gl0ves]

Enon: What's wrong with you?

Kishiar : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[white-gl0ves]

Faria: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Keilusa: *looks over at Kishiar and Yuder* Keilusa: Is it “sexual tension”?

[white-gl0ves]

Yuder: Did it hurt when you fell-

Kishiar : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Yuder: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Kishiar : ...

Yuder: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[white-gl0ves]

Kishiar: What’s something you guys are better than Nathan at?

Faria : Mario Kart.

Keilusa: Yeah, video games.

Yuder: Emotional vulnerability.

[white-gl0ves]

Enon: Kishiar, gather the others. We need to have another Yuder -is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

[white-gl0ves]

Yuder : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Enon: I think you mean cards.

Kishiar: They did not.

Yuder , pulling out knives: I did not.

[white-gl0ves]

Yuder: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Kishiar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Yuder: Yes!

Nathan : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[white-gl0ves]

Enon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Yuder: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Enon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[white-gl0ves]

Enon: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Enon, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[white-gl0ves]

Kishiar : Wow, Yuder, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Yuder: We literally slept together yesterday.

Kishiar : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[white-gl0ves]

Kishiar : Relationships should be 50/50. Yuder cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[white-gl0ves]

Kishiar : Well, Yuder and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad (and readers): *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Kishiar : That's right... We kissed!

[white-gl0ves]

Store Worker: Would a “Yuder” please come to the front desk?

Yuder, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Kishiar and Enon: I believe they belong to you?

Kishiar and Enon, simultaneously: We got lost.

Yuder: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

[white-gl0ves]

Enon: I know you love them.

Yuder: I am not in love with Kishiar !

Enon, staring at Yuder: I never said who...

Yuder: *realizes*

Yuder: Shit. Well, anyways-