Number One Omega Tournament Round 1
Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunter Chronicles) vs Yuder Ail (Turning)
Alec Lightwood
Yuder Ail
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Number One Omega Tournament Round 1
Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunter Chronicles) vs Yuder Ail (Turning)
Alec Lightwood
Yuder Ail
Propaganda under cut:
Ever : The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Kanna: This unmitigated poppycock?
Finn: Extravagant hogwash!
Yuder : Okay, stop.
Enon : How’s practice going?
Yuder: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Enon : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Yuder: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Enon : Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Enon: What's wrong with you?
Kishiar : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Faria: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Keilusa: *looks over at Kishiar and Yuder* Keilusa: Is it “sexual tension”?
Yuder: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kishiar : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Yuder: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kishiar : ...
Yuder: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Kishiar: What’s something you guys are better than Nathan at?
Faria : Mario Kart.
Keilusa: Yeah, video games.
Yuder: Emotional vulnerability.
Enon: Kishiar, gather the others. We need to have another Yuder -is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Yuder : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Enon: I think you mean cards.
Kishiar: They did not.
Yuder , pulling out knives: I did not.
Yuder: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Kishiar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Yuder: Yes!
Nathan : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Enon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Yuder: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Enon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Enon: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Enon, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Kishiar : Wow, Yuder, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Yuder: We literally slept together yesterday.
Kishiar : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Kishiar : Relationships should be 50/50. Yuder cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Kishiar : Well, Yuder and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad (and readers): *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Kishiar : That's right... We kissed!
Store Worker: Would a “Yuder” please come to the front desk?
Yuder, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Kishiar and Enon: I believe they belong to you?
Kishiar and Enon, simultaneously: We got lost.
Yuder: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Enon: I know you love them.
Yuder: I am not in love with Kishiar !
Enon, staring at Yuder: I never said who...
Yuder: *realizes*
Yuder: Shit. Well, anyways-