i‘m the problem, it‘s me

20something y/o tumblr veteran | this site means more than anything

[kisses-from-the-cure]

༉‧₊˚🕯️🖤❀༉‧₊˚.

[glorious-spoon]

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

[cowboyangell]

[glisteningeclipse]

high on legal marijuana

[memeuplift]

[kittypath]

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[curiooftheheart]

I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"

[infectiouspiss]

mutuals to experience mass hysteria with

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

every time someone creates an account on this website a staff member has to run a little faster on the hamster wheels that power thr wbethsti sdfkjasgu 

[lovestory]

to join tumblr you need to be extremely hardcore and prepared to work long hours at high intensity

[guooey]

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..

[powerburial]

If he were really a "family guy" he wouldn't talk to his wife and children that way

[memorycycle]

she said she wanna fuck i said perchance

[mysharona1987]

[zeravmeta]

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list