[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

how to get the d

[bloodmagehwk]

i think i don’t want it anymore

[meltesh28]

archery training with jiujiu

[usarusan]

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

[adorability]

[chuckskeleton-deactivated202001]

[browsedankmemes]

[spukdays]

Gilbert is a good friend and Arthur is preparing himself for a journey to the Cayman Islands.

FOREVER.

Original work:Alatherna

[mookie000]

his hobby 

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[theredwitterell]

when the first aluminium mirror is invented a vampire has a heart attack

[tokidokifish]

oh! this would also be why vampires wouldn’t have appeared in early photographs - black and white photography is achieved via gelatin silver.

[thenerdpage]

Headcanon: England and Spain are not allowed to play battleship because they take the game too seriously

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[archi-pelago]

playing with ocs is either

or 

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[m-ochaa]

mama does not condone cursing (´∀`)

inspired by this that was inspired by this lol

[franeridart]

Teruteru.png

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive

[aubrobrewhaha]

Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

[furrypost-generator]

if millennials stopped buying furry commissions maybe they’d be able to afford avocado toast :/