Whiteboy Richard(on break)

The Kobrajet Guy And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard.

[whiteboyrichard44]

evil richard intro….

I’m whiteboy richard IV but you can call me any nickname for richard or Ollie (my irl name), my pronouns are he/him or really anything that isn’t feminine

my evil interests:

Movies:

Fight Club

The Breakfast Club

the Knives Out series

The Goonies

The Shawshank Redemption

Rocky Horror Picture Show

TV Shows:

South Park

Breaking Bad

House M.D.

Moral Orel

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Games:

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Red Dead Redemption (1&2)

Cult of the Lamb

Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Heroes of Olympus

The Kane Chronicles

Cujo

Wings of Fire

Tags:

#Richard speaks— yappin about random stuff

#Richard is interested— yappin about my interests

#Richard Vents— venting about evils

#Samzara— stay tuned gang…🤫🤫

son of @helgasinclairwasmyfirstcrush

Killjoy OC side blog (still workshopping looks): @overdose-kj-rp

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bloodhound gang is so peak

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okay so since SOMEONE didn’t even wait 1 second to respond to my post. Kobrajet content from the Kobrajet boy (it’s gonna be really messy okay i’m so sorry)

Okah so my headcanon for how the Killjoys met is that Party Poison and Kobra Kid were born in the City and Jet-Star and Fun Ghoul were born (or at least raised) in the Zones. Fun Ghoul and Party Poison were immediately like best buddies but Jet-Star and Kobra Kid didn’t really trust eachother, but they’d try to get along for Poison and Ghoul. They just started liking eachother more and more and then they got infected with the woke mind virus /silly

Kobra Kid Headcanons first lalala

• He’s on the autism spectrum and has light sensitivity issues, so he’s always wearing sunglasses

• He’s mostly nonverbal/is really quiet when he speaks

• HORRIFIED of bugs, like doesn’t move if there’s a centipede on the floor 10 feet away

• He prefers to sit on the floor instead of a couch or a chair

• Loves sitting outside and baking in the sun

• Very fast runner

Jet-Star now (my all time favorite killjoy yayay)

• He doesn’t like the scar across his right eye (from the SING music video if you forgot since he’s never portrayed with it again 😐), which is why his eyepatch is bigger than it needs to be

• Poor circulation

• Speaks very softly and doesn’t like being loud

• He loves to collect and read comics

• He loves guitar and has been playing since he was young, and he’s had the same guitar for most of his life

• He’s really bad at cooking. If he ever tries to make something, it either ends up burned to a crisp or completely gross.

• Only Killjoy that has really good driving skills

ok i’m done for now drop your headcanons if you want

[helgasinclairwasmyfirstcrush]

let me out i’ll give you 50 euros 👍

im not an european

[whiteboyrichard44]

51 eyros

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guyssss does anyone want my kobrajet lore/hcs

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sorry i died again heres a few updates:

• met my partner irl

• joined marching band (i’m writing this in band camp)

• started playing Danganronpa

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help

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

[whiteboyrichard44]

ok i may be biased or whatever but ESPECIALLY TRANS MEN!!!!

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how to draw bodies no anatomy study no hour-long tutorial

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do i do artfight

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he plays an old guitar

with a coin found by the phone

it was his friend’s old guitar that he played

[mercyofblind]

what if i put you in a bong and smoke you

I do not believe that is possible. And if it was I am pretty sure that would be illegal, at least to some degree.

[whiteboyrichard44]

what if it was medical marijuana

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hey guys sorry for being gone again the demons are back whoops

[whiteboyrichard44]

good news is i like kevin spencer i’ve discovered and that’s. it.

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hey guys sorry for being gone again the demons are back whoops

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barbecue bacon burger

[bridgethehook]

people be like "i love your energy" then drain it

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

[alienxvq]

if you love me that much please just drain me of all I am and care for me like I beg of you that’s all I want

[hardal201]

Listen I love you but I don’t love that self deprecating energy you’ve got

You have to love yourself before I can love your energy

[alienxvq]

…i meant that in a general way… but yeah that too

[whiteboyrichard44]

all of this is a nirvana reference

[whiteboyrichard44]

does “oomf” stand for “one of my friends”