White Call

Potatoes are my spirit animal. ♥ What you will /not/ see here: Restraint, pressure, schedules. This is a very personal blog. A refuge from my other blogs.

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

[friendsrequest]

Tumblr, September 26th, 2022

[midori1974hijau]

[cantalope-enthusiast-blog]

[allmemes]

[thisdungeonearth]

al pacino girl look at that rat sunday

[thehansoloist]

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

[catchymemes]

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!

[saintmicolash-deactivated202303]

“Here’s your order, you plague-ridden rat!”

[strawberryamanita]

Reblog this post to slow-blink at the person you reblog this from, indicating that you trust and feel unthreatened around them

[saucyvriska]

[evidenceofabsence]

I'm so mad this will never be me

[goslinggf]

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

[syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-

[titkoks]

[loth-catgirl]

Charlie Chaplin'd his ass out of there after that punchline

[angelicguy]

if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[eufonius]

[glisteringlord]

[thegaymertrainer]

They executed this flawlessly