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Okay I realized I haven’t seen anyone do a Doctor Who coffee shop AU before and it’s such wasted potential
One technically owns the coffee shop but never really does anything
Thirteen is the new hire. Someone asked why there was a girl as a barista and Three and Twelve promptly beat him up.
Four and Thirteen keep daring each other to do progressively stupider things, which irritates Twelve because he trained her and “oh my god what are you doing with that blender”
Jack and Clara live in the apartments above the coffee shop. Clara has, like, a job, but Jack works from home and literally never leaves
Everyone stops their shenanigans when Donna shows up because she insisted to speak to Ten’s manager once, and started breaking things when Ten tried to explain that they all own an equal share of the company
Rose got a different job and the coffee shop is way out of her way now, but Nine or Ten always make sure her favorite drink is made in the mornings in case she stops by
War stopped showing up after two weeks, but One won’t fire anyone unless they all agree and Three likes him too much.
Romana manages all the actual, like, business stuff. No matter how hard she tries, Four won’t stop giving away free drinks.
The Master is the health inspector
Rory keeps showing up. He does stupid things and Eleven tells him not to come back but he’s always there anyway
Eight tried to start his own shop a couple blocks away once but it failed horribly
Jack keeps hitting on Six because he thinks Six’s eccentric taste in coats means he’s gay. He’s not. Jack doesn’t care. They’ve been on several dates
Jack also keeps hitting on Susan. One threatens to kick him out of his apartment but will literally never do that because he would actually be good for her
Three and the Brigadier are roommates, Three hates this situation but Two and Four constantly make fun of him
I think I’m out of ideas for now, but I’m genuinely so disappointed I haven’t seen any fanfic
More ideas
Jenny is about four, and Five and Ten are raising her. Nobody knows where she came from, but Five said he was thinking about having a kid one day and she showed up. Ten cooperates with this because he wants to do everything Five does.
Seriously, nobody knows where War went but they still send him paychecks every week
Eleven isn’t allowed to make drinks anymore because he can’t tell the difference between salt and sugar
Ace is the only other person who works there. Every once in a while Seven tries to tell her that she doesn’t need to make people’s drinks but she refuses to stop
Sarah Jane and River are best friends because they know a concerning number of Doctors
There are Dalek shaped salt and pepper containers
Eleven put a taxidermy Cyberman head on the wall. Nine and Two yell at him a lot for this. Twelve superglued reindeer antlers to it
Three has kicked the shit out of more than one karen. Nine, Ten, and Eleven (and to an extent Five) aren’t entertained by this but Four and Six think it’s great
They don’t let Thirteen near the spoons
The shop is the only place Bill brings dates. If the date gets angry at Twelve for being generally a problem Bill doesn’t go on a second date
Okay I realized I haven’t seen anyone do a Doctor Who coffee shop AU before and it’s such wasted potential
One technically owns the coffee shop but never really does anything
Thirteen is the new hire. Someone asked why there was a girl as a barista and Three and Twelve promptly beat him up.
Four and Thirteen keep daring each other to do progressively stupider things, which irritates Twelve because he trained her and “oh my god what are you doing with that blender”
Jack and Clara live in the apartments above the coffee shop. Clara has, like, a job, but Jack works from home and literally never leaves
Everyone stops their shenanigans when Donna shows up because she insisted to speak to Ten’s manager once, and started breaking things when Ten tried to explain that they all own an equal share of the company
Rose got a different job and the coffee shop is way out of her way now, but Nine or Ten always make sure her favorite drink is made in the mornings in case she stops by
War stopped showing up after two weeks, but One won’t fire anyone unless they all agree and Three likes him too much.
Romana manages all the actual, like, business stuff. No matter how hard she tries, Four won’t stop giving away free drinks.
The Master is the health inspector
Rory keeps showing up. He does stupid things and Eleven tells him not to come back but he’s always there anyway
Eight tried to start his own shop a couple blocks away once but it failed horribly
Jack keeps hitting on Six because he thinks Six’s eccentric taste in coats means he’s gay. He’s not. Jack doesn’t care. They’ve been on several dates
Jack also keeps hitting on Susan. One threatens to kick him out of his apartment but will literally never do that because he would actually be good for her
Three and the Brigadier are roommates, Three hates this situation but Two and Four constantly make fun of him
I think I’m out of ideas for now, but I’m genuinely so disappointed I haven’t seen any fanfic
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Official Release!
Good news, everyone! I’m officially starting release on the first section of ANL. It won’t come out very fast, considering I’m not really that far ahead, but the allegiances and prologue are officially posted on Fanfiction.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13503453/1/Warriors-A-New-Legacy
Enjoy!
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my friend made me a Snowfire keychain/bracelet (?) I love it holy shit
The trouble started when Snowstar and Honeystar died. Their power was thrust into the paws of their sons, who were inexperienced and perhaps didn’t deserve the Light as much as their mothers.
With Snowstar dead, a question lingered in Wolfheart’s mind. Did this mean ShadowClan needed another leader to stand in her place? Fangstar was still alive, but they had been co-leaders.
He raised the question at a Gathering, and everything fell into chaos.
There are six contenders for the leadership of ShadowClan. The following page reviews their eligibility, their proposals, and their Clans.
You ever have one of those times that's just perfect? You lay down the night before, take a bath. You get the cat with you, the nice one, and she sits on the edge while you pet her.
The next day you go to school, and it's good. You have fun with your friends. Something you'll remember forever.
I'm grateful, for once.
What does your OC do for fun?
Chill at home alone or Hang out with friends?
Video games or sports?
If your oc needs to do something for fun, what do they do?
Gonna go with some characters that I don’t talk about very much for this one: Berryflame, Nightfur, and Quailstripe.
When Quailstripe is still in warrior training, he goes out into the forest with Snowfire (his cousin) to help her pick herbs. He likes to try to identify them only from scent, or by feel, or anything he can think of. His favorite thing is trying to find new herbs that the medicine cats could use.
After he finally starts his training, he has the opportunity to play with the kits more often, and he loves it. It’s his job, but he couldn’t think of anything better.
Nightfur and Berryflame love to sit with each other and make up stories about other cats. Neither pays that much attention to others’ stories, so when they notice a scar, they take a long time to come up with a reason for it. It’s never right, and it’s always overdramatic, but they love telling stories. Berryflame is sort of ThunderClan’s unofficial story-teller, though most of her ideas come from her sister. Nightfur is just too nervous to get up on the Highledge and share the stories.
Look at me, going on not a date like a solid pro
Just once I want to ask someone to a dance, but I'm a coward.
I'm up late at night not just because of chronic insomnia, but because I'm constantly wondering what's going to happen, am I going to wreck a friendship again, is this going to be my fifth time on the receiving the end of some awkward apology?
All I want to do is hold hands with somebody. Maybe sit and watch a movie and lean against them without worrying what they'll think of me for doing that. Just once.
But hey, what's wrong with being alone? I've got supportive... Friend, who has his own boyfriend. The only other people I'd really call my friends are both painfully unprepared to talk about relationships, either because they're not mature enough to help or they're just uninterested in that kind of thing.
Just once, can't I have some peace? I'd even take a pity date at this point. Anything to forget laughter and silent treatments, anything to make me feel like I'm the most important person in the world to someone.
Maybe once. Maybe twice. I know I have no hope but I'd like to be hopeful, even if it's forced, even if it's just once and I don't get that again. I can do my best at school, at my music, at my friendships, but there's something in me that wants MORE, even if my friends mean everything to me.
So. I try my best. But I'm bad at this; you can't improve when you're so bad at it no constructive criticism helps. When you just have a shit personality for guys and girls and everyone else there's not much point in trying to improve on it.
Medicine cats get more propositions than I do.
So I think that's it. I'm stuck solidly in the friend-zone not just once but forever because I don't know what to do. God's sake, I know I'm not pretty but even one pity date being beyond my reach is sad.
Shouldn't I be excited? I have so many good opportunities coming up. Solos, quintets, the Concert with a capital C where my entire god damn life is going to be laid out in front of me and I'm going to bed at eight o'clock and crying until midnight because I feel fucking useless when everything is right at my fingertips. I finally know what I want to do, and I'm in the right place now, but I can't even ask a girl to a fucking dance?
Just once, I wish I wasn't so scared.
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Another Ask Game
👹 How does you OC act around different people and how does their personality change to match the environment they’re in? How do they act with: friends, family, strangers, children or their lover(s)?
🥊 Does your OC prefer to take the lead or follow orders? With everyone or just with certain people? Is there a reason for this?
🍅 How easily is your OC embarassed? What subjects make them flush and why? What event has made your OC the most embarassed they’ve ever been?
🍊 Does your OC have any triggers? Why do these things trigger them? What are they like when triggered and how do they calm down after?
💥 Are there any emotions your OC doesn’t know how to deal with, doesn’t understand or hates having to feel? Any reason behind this?
🏀 Does your OC have any skills that people wouldn’t expect them to have? Do they have a hobby or pass time that others would consider strange or weird? How did they learn this particular skill or pick up this hobby?
☀️ How well does your OC take care of themself? Do they tend to put others before their own wellbeing and if so how often? What is their favourite way to pamper themself?
🌙 What are some of your OC’s favourites? Favourite food, colour, season, stuff like that! Give some general simple facts that tend to get overlooked!
⭐ Does your OC like to sleep alone or do they enjoy sharing their bed? Have they been to any sleepovers? Have they ever been camping? What did they think of the experiences if so?
🍏 When your OC says “I had a bad day” what does that tend to mean? Is it really as bad as they’re saying or are they being a bit dramatic?
🐍 Is your OC a good liar? How easy is it for them to tell lies? What is the biggest lie they’ve ever told and did they ever get found out? On the other hand, what is the biggest lie someone has told your OC and did they believe them?
🐉 How religious is your OC? Do they pray to any god(s) or do they not believe in that kind of stuff? What is their view of religion in general? Where do they believe people go when they die? If your OC is not religious why not and what do they believe in otherwise?
💧 What is something from your OC’s past they’re the most ashamed of and why? What is something they’re really proud of? And lastly what is something in their past that could make them shake with dread?
🌊 What does your OC do on their days off from working, school or whatever else it is they may do? Do they enjoy relaxing, shopping, hanging out with friends? What is a normal day like for them?
🐟 What was your OC like as a baby? What were they like as a child? A teenager? An adult? How do you think they’ll develop ten years into their future? Twenty years? Will they live to old age?
🍇 Does your OC have any bad habits? Does your OC have any addictions like smoking or drinking? How did they fall into these habits and why?
🔮What does your OC think is their best trait. What is actually their best trait? What about their flaws? Are they one to admit these flaws or do they like to pretend they’re perfect?
🍆 (feel free to skip this one if you don’t feel comfortable answering it for a particular OC!) What is your OC like in bed? Are they particularly sensitive or have anywhere they really like being touched? Are they loud, quiet, intense? What are their turn ons and turn offs?
🌸 What’s a sentence that would make your OC’s day better? One that would make them laugh? One that would make their day worse? Why? What words would you have to say to them to completely ruin their day?
🌷 How much effort does your OC put into their looks? Do they care much about how they’re dressed or what their hair looks like or are they not bothered? Could they be considered a snob or a slob?
🌺 What additions would your OC make to their body if they could? Lets say, if they don’t have a tail would they want one? Wings? Horns? Do they wish they could shapeshift?
BONUS QUESTIONS:
❤️ What inspired you to make this OC? How long have you had them? How have they changed in the time you’ve been developing them?
🧡 What traits of your own do you see in this OC? Are they a little bit self-inserty? Don’t be shy, we all put parts of ourselves into the creations we love!
💛 What is your personal opinion of this OC? Do you love them or are they your trash child? Are they your baby?
💚 Are you writing anything with this OC or planning on writing anything for them? Do you rp with them or are they just for fun to mess around with?
💙 How important is this OC to you? Are they a character that’s helped you through some pretty tough times or could you scrap them without feeling a thing?
💜 Do you enjoy working on your OC or are they a bit of a chore? We all have that one character who is hard to develop!
💗 Ramble a bit about this character!
Oof okay this is honestly kind of a hard question.
The original draft (like a year and a half ago) of the first section did! There was originally a flood that served to kill off one of the minor characters and introduce Cherrypaw to Hazel and Snowy, but it came way too early in the story for the death to actually be important, and I’ve changed the setting so it’s not logistically possible.
Now I have tentative plans for an avalanche in the second part? Again, really only serving to kill off characters. But I’ve got to actually write up to that point to see if it works out.
💐warrior cat story asks💐
💮 who is the main character/s? describe personality and appearance
🌺 who is the main villian/enemy? describe personality and appearance
🌷 where does your story take place?
🍄 is it based on a real place?
🌹 what is the weather like?
🍁 how many clans are there? what are their names?
🍂 what makes the clans different from eachother? describe some of the cats in each of the clans
🌰 what are the leaders like? how do they run their clan? are they cruel?
🏵️ what’s the main plot?
🌻 what subplots will take place?
🌾 will any natural disasters take place? will there be any casualties?
🌱 any big battles, fight, wars?
🌵 any romance plots?
🌿 will there be a starclan/dark forest? are they called something else? are they different from the canon series?
🌲 how will it end? is a happy or a sad end? is the villain or main threat destroyed?