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[whitemansland]

last night me and famous internet terrorist @gonegrill got married

[thegrimpler]

What is it with people and showing babies their phone screen? Playing them stupid youtube brainrot? Why are you doing that? What purpose does it serve? It's not helping you bond with the baby, it's not doing anything except destroying the attention span... i just don't get it..

[whitemansland]

LOOK BABY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF YOU FROM 10 MINITES AGO LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE

[infanteriesauvage]

[whitemansland]

this is literally us

[thegrimpler]

Channel your inner Hitler energy

[whitemansland]

She said, to the baby.

[whitemansland]

snoopy deniers real quiet after this one dropped

[whitemansland]

@thegrimpler

[cikero]

on the first day of wokemas my true love sent to me a pronoun in a cancel tree

[whitemansland]

@thegrimpler

[whitemansland]

@thegrimpler

[whitemansland]

accidentally called my daughter “the nigga baby” in front of company tonight 😬

[whitemansland]

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[whitemansland]

billions must gort

[thegrimpler]

Oversupply means you can help volunteer as a wet nurse.

Nooooo thank you, that will just increase my supply lol

[whitemansland]

selling unvaccinated brest milk on the black market

[thegrimpler]

I'm stuck with baby sleeping on me because it's the only way to soothe her gassiness - I've tried burping her, it just doesn't work, makes her spit up a lot more then ask to nurse again then get gassy and the cycle continues...

I love sleeping this way but also I need to PEE!!!!!! and i'm home alone and i haven't figured out how to put the moby wrap or the carrier on by myself yet!!!!!! Help!!!!!

[crabs-and-bongos]

Mom said that when I was a baby I had colic, so she had to take me on car rides at night to put me down. I know that doesn't help you now, but it may in the future.

To this day, cars put me right to sleep, lol.

[thegrimpler]

I don't have my own car😭

I might just try to get up and see how she reacts

[whitemansland]

[whitemansland]

baby sidder

[whitemansland]

me and @thegrimpler are like Mulder and Scully except we’re both Mulder

[l0std1adem]

@gonegrill @luchadoreofliberty

It seems that buzzfeed has taken y’all out of context

[scarabesque-returns]

@thegrimpler

[whitemansland]

@thegrimpler THATS MY GIRL

you’re gonna show the baby this post