it's whitney

[nevver]

Matt Shirley

[manny-jacinto]

KE HUY QUAN Oscars 2023 E! Glambot

[kotortwo]

the best genre of pokemon are the ones that are just some pink thing

[kotortwo]

this is what its all about

[egberts]

[lefresne]

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

[waleweinn]

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[freedominthedarkmp3]

My man's thighs called awareness the way I'm. spreading them

[freedominthedarkmp3]

Manspreading because you guess it. I'm spreading. my man

[freedominthedarkmp3]

My man's thighs called excel bcause i am. spreading them on the. sorry. on the Sheets

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[killerbytes]

did something ambiguously romantic with the object of my affections and now i’m feverish and sniffling. am i a fucking edwardian woman

[killerbytes]

it was covid

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[princeofmints]

happy pride i went to the pride festival and walked by a person with their entire coochie out

[princeofmints]

also got a really bad sunburn and saw a car with a smaller version of itself on top of it with a pink mini version in the trunk. but that is not important.

[princeofmints]

okay maybe it is important actually

[dankmemeuniversity]

[eternalgirlscout]

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

[anexperimentallife]

[anonymousalchemist]

corporate fae story where you are trapped when you eat their food (free lunch) send tweet

[anonymousalchemist]

me getting trapped in the fae realm (corporate america) by eating the food (free lunch) and drinking their wine (coffee from the nice coffee machine)

[ordinarytalk]

I foolishly gave them my true name (my email) and they forced me to do their will (answer my email)

[terramythos]

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

[fish-with-a-knife]

Towers with jobs

[mypoorcanary]

breaking news: kitty cat curls into a ball and covers its eyes with paw while sleeping