Faerie Goblin in the Land of Corn

😻whitney||she/her&they/them||26||ace-spec😻 amateur writer, dnd player, & video game enthusiast

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[heavenlyyshecomes]

what's one celebrity you consider your mortal enemy based on just vibes for me it's dua lipa i think she's rly annoying

[zylphiacrowley]

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Should I Try To Accomplish Something This Evening?

[everythingmatters]

moodboard 

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[unhipwitch]

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[fuckyeahwarriorwomen]

Doing parenting right

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[neenarchive]

covid sucks man i miss when you'd be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit

[neenarchive]

me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh freakie lookin

lady about to give me her whole art history education for free:

[whitnii]

Sorry if any of y'all got a weird ass tag from me; apparently I became part of the new rayband sunglasses hack meme.

They didn't even change my password, they changed my email. Who the fuck hacks a tumblr?

[mirubida]

Hi my name is Cruella Dark’ness Dementia Raven deVil and I have split dyed ebony black hair (the other side is as pale as my skin) that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an orphan because Dalmatians pushed my mom off a cliff. I am gunna b a fashion designr.

[captaincolossal]

Whenever I try to explain Repo! The Genetic Opera to someone, I’m just like “it’s a really pointed commentary on capitalism and medicine as a for-profit industry, with about 50,000 gallons of fake blood and, um, also it’s a musical? made by the producers of Saw?” like just watch this movie, I can not describe it, but it is an Experience and also Paris Hilton is in it and her face falls off, please this is one of my favorite movies.

[cutpriceguignol-deactivated2022]

Made by the DIRECTOR of Saw II, no less! And Paul Sorvino is in it! The lead is the girl from Spy Kids! Anthony Stewart Head, singing, constantly!

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a scene where one of main characters runs through his house surrounded by holographic ghosts of his dead wife singing about how he’s trying his best. There’s an entire song that seems to be dedicated to finding things to rhyme with “anatomy”. Paris Hilton is the only one who’s not always dressed in full goth get up, and most of her costumes are just clothes she already owned. The basic premise of the movie is that if you’re in debt, companies can claim repossession of your organs. I cannot describe this movie please just watch Repo Genetic Opera

[bendingsignpost]

I think my absolute favorite part of Repo! The Genetic Opera is how nothing has anything to do with genetics.

[ruffboi-mags]

#…okay that last part is not entirely true #shilo has been led to believe she has an inherited disease #there’s a whole song that explicitly points this out #so there’s… that… #but it’s not so prominent a theme I would STICK IT IN THE TITLE #just… y'know if it were up to me… (via @taibhsearachd)

[bywandandsword]

iirc, a lot of the ensemble cast were dressed in clothes from Hilton’s own closet and is especially apparent during ‘Zydrate Anatomy’ cause that’s how shoe string the budget on this movie was and she offered. Also the Best Character is just called the Grave Robber, which is, just, the fucking best

[xxvi0lent-vahlkampfiidaexx]

AND THE MUSIC FUCKS

[everythingfox]

“I am fierce!”

(via)

[morallygay]

Growing up ace not knowing about asexuality and trying to be like everyone else:

[everythingfox]

Unmute

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

my favorite rupaul story is that once he let somebody drown and mentioned it once and never again

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

[turing-tested]

I made an eye patch and I feel EXACTLY like an anime character and like I get why they’re so dramatic

I get it now

[turing-tested]

having no depth perception makes you wanna start shit