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alyssa | 27 | she/her | artist & tech enthusiast | this is a meme blog ok bye

[beaunydoorin]

i need to stop sitting like a shrimp

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[enba-and-luka]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[thememedaddy]

[apas-95]

me when i see a

when i see a afucking

[apas-95]

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[beemovieerotica]

[ayxasma]

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

[track-maniac]

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[nochd]

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

[captaindibbzy]

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[plushiepalz]

me and who

[dragongirlsnout]

Religious princess: "Dark forces have conspired against princess to prevent her from growing sizeable boobs"

Atheist princess: "Material conditions were not ripe for princess to eat lots and lots of ice cream and butter chicken"

Agnostic princess: "Nobody knows why princess has A-cups"

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[thulium]

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.