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[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[who-evencaresanyways]

My friend just asked me how long it takes to go into “intergalactic shock” because I’m allergic to peanuts...

[our-blue-nights]

“The simple fact is that people who achieve excellence in their fields didn’t just have a dream. They got up at 4:00 am to practice on parallel bars or had to forgo other desirable activities and paths in order to get in six hours of violin practice a day, or stayed off several million absurd writing advice blogs with their overheated little cliques that dispense useless regurgitated maxims and empty praise and decide to actually confront their own thoughts on a page. Or they read Beowulf and Dante carefully and deeply when they didn’t see any point, since all they were interested in was Sylvia Plath, because someone of more experience and wisdom told them to do so. I don’t know whether we’re overly lazy, stupid, or childish these days. But the idea of preparing oneself for excellence has somehow disappeared. So – my advice to dreamers: Don’t just follow your dreams. Earn them. Do what it takes to achieve it. Work for it. Don’t just sit there and dream because if you do, it will never, ever be yours.”

— Harrison Solow, Don’t Follow Your Dream (via crimsun)

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[melonmemes]

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[thebootydiaries]

just me n my loose bowels alone in this big world

[drakelurksmyblog]

this is kinda dumb?

[thebootydiaries]

how r u gonna call me an idiotic fool when u know my loose bowels make me self conscious

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[blueraspberries]

she keep me worm

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

you know what, thats fair

[who-evencaresanyways]

[jayce]

[pig-e-on]

there’s so much happening in this picture • why was a huge spider edited in the toilet? • where ~is~ the toilet seat? • is the shadow of a penis? • why is the mother so calm?

[joshmuratori]

[melaninerd]

Truly this is men

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

[daily-showerthoughts]

The saying “Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss things, great minds discuss ideas” is about people.

[energyprison]

If youre a man and you yell thats a federal offence