World Health Organization

Please stop licking each other

[who-official]

Hello, people of Tumblr,

We are here to remind you all that you all are important, and that it is important to prioritize your own health, both mental and physical, over other aspects of your life. This is going to be a role play account, so there will be a lot said here in jest, but please, care for yourself.

Now that that is addressed, please stop licking doorknobs. They taste gross and are covered in gross diseases. I don’t understand why we have to have this conversation.

Staff:

WHO representative: They/them. They are the spokesperson and typically refer to themself with plural pronouns due to the fact they are representing the whole organization. Goes by Rep.

[someone-official]

Me, sitting with my Realverse siblings, @somewhere-offical @some-one-offical @existing-offical and @everyone-offical while the nullverse explodes because of @no-one-offical's actions towards @who-official.

[who-official]

I think you tagged the wrong who official. I’m WHO as in World Health Organization

[someone-official]

Bwoops.

Also, there happens to be this slime that hurts my stomach when I eat it, so what should I do about that?

[who-official]

Stop eating it

[someone-official]

Me, sitting with my Realverse siblings, @somewhere-offical @some-one-offical @existing-offical and @everyone-offical while the nullverse explodes because of @no-one-offical's actions towards @who-official.

[who-official]

I think you tagged the wrong who official. I’m WHO as in World Health Organization

[no-one-offical]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSJSJSJJDJDHDHDHDHFHHFHDJSOAOWORRJDJJSHAH-

*coughing*

Here is your gift @who-offical

- @shadows-offical

Just drop him in the forest ☕

[who-offical]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

[no-one-offical]

Relax son, and rest. Here's some whiskey

*tastes some whiskey, hates it and throws it at a tree*

Actually don't drink it, it tastes shit ☕

[who-offical]

A FOREST?? OUT OF ALL PLACES- YOU PUT ME IN A FOREST?

[no-one-offical]

Well I can't quite put you in a city. Not with that giant mech you have wandering around. ☕

*pulls out a third freshly brewed mug of coffee and a glass ball*

Yes I know what you've been up to.

...

Come back. I can be a better dad. I will put my vision aside for time with you.

Actually...

I will include you in my vision of the worlds...

Look and see.....

Look through and see what I envision.

Oh shit wrong one.

There was no arson. No fire. You're insane to think that. All there is, Utopia. Centuries from now we can achieve it.

Come back. Admit I'm still your father. And we can still be a happy family ☕

:)

[who-offical]

No. 🥃

[no-one-offical]

Well I did my best, you're not afraid of whatever I say. HA. HA. HA. ☕

Proud of you.

@princessnymphae You can have Who, i'm bored with him.

He's in a forest close to Rome, good luck getting him back.

*fades into the shadows*

[princessnymphae]

WHO ARE YOU OKAY????

IM COMING DW

DO U HAVE UR RANDOM TECH THAT U HAVE FOR NO REASON SO U CAN SEND UR LOCATION?

[who-offical]

*my voice somehow echoes through shadows near you*

I'm fine.

I don't have any unfortunately. It seems the shadows took my belongings.

*sips on a glass*

What a delicious brand whiskey. 🥃

[princessnymphae]

DONT DRINK THAT WTF

@shadows-offical ILL GIVE U A WHOLE FULL PIZZA IF U SAVE HIM

[shadows-offical]

HOW ABOUT FIVE PIZZAS?????

[shadows-offical]

*drops @who-offical and a few trees and mushrooms in @princessnymphae 's location*

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

[princessnymphae]

@who-official ARE YOU OKAY?

[who-official]

I think you tagged the wrong who

[princessnymphae]

HOW ARE YOU FROM 2022 HELLO IM SO SORRY

[who-official]

Lmao, don’t worry, it happens. 2022 wasn’t that long ago, plus, I know there a couple of OSHAverse blogs still going

[no-one-offical]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSJSJSJJDJDHDHDHDHFHHFHDJSOAOWORRJDJJSHAH-

*coughing*

Here is your gift @who-offical

- @shadows-offical

Just drop him in the forest ☕

[who-offical]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

[no-one-offical]

Relax son, and rest. Here's some whiskey

*tastes some whiskey, hates it and throws it at a tree*

Actually don't drink it, it tastes shit ☕

[who-offical]

A FOREST?? OUT OF ALL PLACES- YOU PUT ME IN A FOREST?

[no-one-offical]

Well I can't quite put you in a city. Not with that giant mech you have wandering around. ☕

*pulls out a third freshly brewed mug of coffee and a glass ball*

Yes I know what you've been up to.

...

Come back. I can be a better dad. I will put my vision aside for time with you.

Actually...

I will include you in my vision of the worlds...

Look and see.....

Look through and see what I envision.

Oh shit wrong one.

There was no arson. No fire. You're insane to think that. All there is, Utopia. Centuries from now we can achieve it.

Come back. Admit I'm still your father. And we can still be a happy family ☕

:)

[who-offical]

No. 🥃

[no-one-offical]

Well I did my best, you're not afraid of whatever I say. HA. HA. HA. ☕

Proud of you.

@princessnymphae You can have Who, i'm bored with him.

He's in a forest close to Rome, good luck getting him back.

*fades into the shadows*

[princessnymphae]

WHO ARE YOU OKAY????

IM COMING DW

DO U HAVE UR RANDOM TECH THAT U HAVE FOR NO REASON SO U CAN SEND UR LOCATION?

[who-offical]

*my voice somehow echoes through shadows near you*

I'm fine.

I don't have any unfortunately. It seems the shadows took my belongings.

*sips on a glass*

What a delicious brand whiskey. 🥃

[princessnymphae]

DONT DRINK THAT WTF

@shadows-offical ILL GIVE U A WHOLE FULL PIZZA IF U SAVE HIM

[shadows-offical]

HOW ABOUT FIVE PIZZAS?????

[shadows-offical]

*drops @who-offical and a few trees and mushrooms in @princessnymphae 's location*

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

[princessnymphae]

@who-official ARE YOU OKAY?

[who-official]

I think you tagged the wrong who

[who-official]

*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

[determined-spirits]

[a robot with red hair is standing nearby, trying and failing to climb a wall.]

[who-official]

*The person looks over, very confused, before continuing on their way.*

[who-official]

*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

[official-osha]

[offy, who has been occasionally lingering nearby the office, watches the person closely.]

[who-official]

*The person is carrying a stack of paperwork that had previously been on Rep’s desk. They don’t seem to notice Offy watching*

[who-official]

*Someone walks out of Rep’s office. They look very different and seem human.*

[who-official]

[there is a very loud series of knocks at rep's door.]

*There is the sound of rustling papers, as someone cracks door peering at whoever knocked*

@offical-osha

[official-osha]

[offy sits there in front of the door with a large bird, pouting like a dog.]

[who-official]

*Rep sticks their head out, something about them smells different though*

Offy?

[who-official]

[there is a very loud series of knocks at rep's door.]

*There is the sound of rustling papers, as someone cracks door peering at whoever knocked*

@offical-osha

[osha-embroidery-department]

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

[who-official]

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

[osha-embroidery-department]

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

[who-official]

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

[osha-embroidery-department]

We have done none of that, we do not even know who you are.

[who-official]

Em, why are you pretending to not remember anything? It’s starting to be upsetting.

[osha-embroidery-department]

We are not pretending anything little one, we have no idea who you are. How did you even get in here

[who-official]

Something in Rep’s head clicks and their head becomes clear again.

I walked in, did you hit your head or something? You seem to be suffering from some kind of amnesia.

[osha-embroidery-department]

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

[who-official]

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

[osha-embroidery-department]

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

[who-official]

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

[osha-embroidery-department]

We have done none of that, we do not even know who you are.

[who-official]

Em, why are you pretending to not remember anything? It’s starting to be upsetting.

[osha-embroidery-department]

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

[who-official]

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

[osha-embroidery-department]

They just stare, in all their Millennia of existing no one has called them silly.

You’re either stupid or bold, not human. What are you? You look like.

[who-official]

Do you not remember? I swear I told you before. You did a whole test thing to check out the specifics of how I work too.

[osha-embroidery-department]

Em, did you know that this place is too big? - @who-official

This place can be as big as we want it to be human.

[who-official]

I’m not a human, silly. So, what are you doing?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

[who-official]

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

[who-official]

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

[union-of-mad-scientists]

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

[who-official]

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

[who-official]

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

[who-official]

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

[who-official]

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

[who-official]

Ooooo, yeah!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

[who-official]

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

[who-official]

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Hmm, maybe... I do do that. I just like everyone to be safe and happy, y'know?

[who-official]

That makes sense! I also like it when people are safe and happy!!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, it's the best :D

*the two reach a dead end in the hallway*

Well that's weird.

[who-official]

Huh, why did the hallway stop?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

[who-official]

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

[who-official]

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

[union-of-mad-scientists]

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

[who-official]

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

[who-official]

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

[who-official]

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

[who-official]

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

[who-official]

Ooooo, yeah!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

[who-official]

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

[who-official]

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Hmm, maybe... I do do that. I just like everyone to be safe and happy, y'know?

[who-official]

That makes sense! I also like it when people are safe and happy!!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Wow all these hallways look the same... Shouldn't I have gotten to my room by now?

This is my house right?

[who-official]

Hello again! I accidentally wandered into your castle again and I am lost.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Oh Hi :D

We can be lost together then! That's better than lost alone, right?

[who-official]

Yeah! That sounds like a great idea! :D

[union-of-mad-scientists]

So we're in my castle for sure... That's something, right?

I know there's good rooms to be in somewhere...

Where was I going again? Was it my room or my... My... My place. With my things that buzz and beep and have buttons and things...

[who-official]

Hm, that sounds like a cool place. Maybe we will end up there and we can look at all of the buttons and beepy things!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe! And we can press the buttons, that's always fun!

...

Hmm. Well that's odd...

The floor isn't supposed to shift when you step on it, is it? Do floors do that?

[who-official]

I don’t think they are supposed to do that, maybe it’s a special floor?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, maybe... It's kinda fun. Almost like a trampoline...

*they step on and off the pressure plate a few times*

Hehe... I wonder if there'll be more of those...

*there is a rumbling, scraping sound behind them*

[who-official]

Oh, I think I hear a noise, I wonder what that could be.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Me too...

*they turn around to look*

Hey was that hallway always there? It looks a bit different from the others...

[who-official]

Huh, I don’t know. Maybe we should check it out?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that sounds fun! Maybe it'll lead to the place with the buttons and beeping things....

[who-official]

Ooooo, yeah!

[union-of-mad-scientists]

*As they walk down the new hallway, they notice that it's a bit darker inside than the others, and that the floor was gently sloping upwards. There was also a slight curve to it*

So how have you been, Rep?

[who-official]

I have been alright. People have been really worried about me lately but I don’t really understand why.

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Yeah, that is weird... *she frowns a little, humming to herself* I kinda remember being worried about you for a bit, but you're fine so that doesn't make any sense?

[who-official]

Maybe you were just worrying to worry. That’s the only reason I can think of.