Eat the pennies, Quizboy.

▼she/her ♡queer ♔hq Denise [35]monsterfucker comics/sportsani

[kaijuerotica]

connor on late night: *incredibly charming, jokes that the skating was harder than the russian*

hudson on the tonight show: assume the position jimmy

[kaijuerotica]

what the fuck is kevneil

[johannathemad]

Have good day!

[roseblooms]

T E E N A G E  G I R L S  +  M Y T H O L O G Y: The Morrígan

They come as a three, rarely seen apart as if linked together by invisible chains. Nobody knows if they are best friends, sisters, or a very small cult. What is for certain, however, is that they are not to be trusted. With a single word, they can incite a playground fight, taking pleasure in seeing skin bleed from grazing the asphalt. Their laughter is simultaneous and cold, ceasing abruptly without cue.

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[pilvimarja]

I know it's tough for you. They wouldn't let you in the academy because you're Duke Mitchell's kid and you have to live with that reputation. But it's like every time we go up there, it's like you're flying against a ghost.

[andrew-garfielld]

ANDREW GARFIELD ━ GQ Men Of The Year Awards (November 16, 2022)

[rainbowrolex]

THIS IS SO SEXYYYYY

[aymmichurros]

their expressions were absolutely fantastic, none of us is gonna be over that little smile

[briannacherrygarcia]

The wholesome bro meme but make it Party Thor and Jotunn Loki

instagram | twitter | kofi

[voidmash-deactivated20221028]

F in the chat for the random robber man

[mumblesplash]

it’s fricken bats

or: nightwing, red hood, red robin, and robin + the comprehensive character profiles i’ve compiled for them based exclusively on the vibes i’ve gotten from fan content 

[dukethomas]

I have never, and will never, doubt you. Maybe it’s time for us to stop living up to what Batman wants us to be.

Duke Week Day Three: Fave Relationship ↳ Duke and Cass

[midniter]

| @cindysmoon​ made me choose | young avengers or champions + close-up shots in Jamie McKelvie’s art

[lloras]

this is what i mean when i like my mutual’s mental breakdown post

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[sharkangelic]

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

Sauron.

Isildur

Deagol

Sméagol

Bilbo

Frodo

Samwise

[kaispeakshermind]

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

[uberguber89]

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[animanightmate]

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

[elidyce]

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

[kiwivee]

[kelssiel]

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

[comicbooknetwork]

Felicia Hardy in Symbiote Spider-Man: Crossroads (2021) #3

[lucianovecchio]

VIV VISION Stealth Mode design, from Champions #8

@weredawgz #championscharge #vivvision #marvelcomics