thanks

sarcastic asshole // dog enthusiast

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me clicking "no" when an app asks if I enjoy it despite me using the app every day

[intj-confessions]

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[wurnbo]

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[jacobdarvin]

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

[professionaljester]

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[subconwell]

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[ruinedchildhood]

[onefourthprince-deactivated2012]

[sweet-bitsy]

A tailor

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[scretladyspider]

I mean

[furbearingbrick]

adhd is stored in the ass

[sunlitkoi]

the a in adhd stands for ass

[moonybyte]

What do the other letters stand for then?

[commodorecliche]

Ass Don't Have Dopamine