hahaha... YES!!!

Call me Cris or Nyx. 25 years old. Latine 🇻🇪. Bigender. He/She/They! I am just doing my thing.

[mustcollecthorses]

[lunarleech4478]

This popped up in my head so I had to make it

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[segamascott]

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

[verajustsaid]

!cursedoak

[wizardarchetypes]

[fallout-lou-begas]

you don't have to advertise that to me, i'm already well aware

[fallout-lou-begas]

is this before or after the hand stuff

[fallout-lou-begas]

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

[theehorsepusssy]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[mangonetics]

>"I'll set my alarm to a song I like so I always wake up in a good mood"

>2 weeks later

>wake up in a graveyard that expands infinitely in every direction with my name engraved on every headstone

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[tamamita]

Need people to understand why they shouldn't use the term "Degenerate"