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[unchartedsupremebeing]

[edwad]

sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[marisatomay]

happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

[whoiskelsey]

My first trip to Paris was pretty magical!

[minutestomidnight]

when the 1975 said and i get somewhere but don't like it, get somewhere change my mind, get somewhere but don't find it, i don't find what i'm looking for

[just-shower-thoughts]

A smart person will simply look something up if they’re unsure, but a stupid person is rarely unsure

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atouchofsass]

bitches are gonna blame the second wave on protests alone... don't let them

[valtsv]

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

[just-shower-thoughts]

The son of a minotaur and a mermaid has a one in four chance of being born with a normal body

[forbidden-sorcery]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Average things become more superior when you add the word French to it (e.g. French fries, French toast, French kissing).

[just-shower-thoughts]

Modern medical care has stopped natural selection, preventing the human species from evolving towards a superior race.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re pretty lucky if you see a blimp considering there is only 25 in the world.

[whitepeopletwitter]