SupremeUnchartedBeing

Is that a closet? and is that me hiding inside it? yes

[pulpfanfiction]

me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff

ciro: cool let me try

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[datafags]

Which is more fuckable?

Space Needle

Habitat 67

I'm a coward (see results)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2025

[happyotherbeing]

I want to know how people think habitat 67 is more fuckable??

[what-even-is-thiss]

Personality, obviously.

[schifty-al]

Some people prefer aesthetics of yonic structures over phallic structures

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never seen a penis shaped like that before

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

but youve seen a pussy shaped like habitat 67?

[what-even-is-thiss]

You don’t know my life

[dramatic-dolphin]

you guys are so fucking stupidddd omg "rapists and pedophiles should be chemically castrated, this is a good thing" quick tell me about historical precedents of this idea and who or what ideology they are connected to......... 🤔

[dramatic-dolphin]

and the thing is you can't argue with these idiots bc they always ""shut down"" every argument with "ummm so you support rapists and pedophiles" like wow guys great job convincing me you're not a reactionary who will cheer fascists as long as they use the right words. i'm sure you actually arrived to this conclusion based on actual reasoning and not revenge fantasies.

[dramatic-dolphin]

IN CASE you don't know why this is bad and would like to bc you aren't a stupid reactionary weirdo:

rape and child molestation have historically been the accusation leveled against any group the group in power doesn't like, exactly because it's a heinous accusation that makes people lose their critical thinking abilities

this includes: gay people being painted as child molesters, black men lynched for allegedly molesting white women, and many more examples.

it is crucial that people will twist the meaning of words to fit the situation. if a black man looks too long at a white woman it is flirting, which is basically the same as molestation. a gay person existing near a child is a sex crime against children, because being gay is inherently sexual. and so on.

when conservatives say "protect the children", this is a dogwhistle. they are counting on you to lose your critical thinking because sex crimes, especially those against children are so heinous.

it is also crucial that these laws NEVER come from an actual intent to protect children/women. the real intent is always, ALWAYS weaponizing it against marginalized groups.

why? because once you have a created a group you can act in inhumane ways towards with full support from the populace (in this case, pedophiles and rapists), it is now in the state's vested interest to classify its opponents as part of that group.

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[plaidos]

ahhhhh, perry the platypus… i see you’ve found my FORCEFEMINATOR

[dandelionessque]

£10 says it would hit Jeremy, distracting Candace at a vital moment as she speedruns a gay awakening, and preventing her showing phineas & ferb's new Boy Zone to their mum before the next forcefeminator shot turns it to dust

(Jeremy, now Jemmie, remains that way for the rest of the series)

[plaidos]

the A plot revolves around Phineas and Ferb constructing their “Boy Zone” to test a theory: is the adage boys will be boys true? After seeing what happens to Jemmie they determine no, boys will in fact be girls.

[thedorkdionysia]

Phineas and Ferb take kind of a "whatever" attitude towards gender at the end of the episode, with Ferb delivering his line as something like "Perhaps gender as a construct is more fluid than our society tells us and can be changed at any time" to which Phineas replies "You said it, sister!"

Buford vehemently denies that he could ever be a girl himself, but says a girl version of him would be "pretty cool". (The toughest eggs crack the hardest)

Baljeet wonders when *he'll* become a girl

Isabella starts imagining Phineas as a girl and has an awakening that makes it her mission to feminize him faster

[plaidos]

Towards the start of the episode Phineas wants to show Perry the Boy Zone, and Baljeet says “isn’t Perry technically a girl? Only female platypus lay eggs and sweat milk” . Phineas replies “You didn’t know he’s trans? Hey, where’s Perry’s pronouns pin?”

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[chillykitty]

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

I will probably regret this but…

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[states-system]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[the-canis-major]

Hey @walmart-the-official , you seen this yet?

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[politicalsci]

“India, Israel and United States are natural allies. They have one thing in common, all three are engaged in overt, neocolonial military occupations. India in Kashmir, Israel in Palestine, the United States in Iraq and Afghanistan.” -Arundhati Roy

[sivavakkiyar]

The last time I posted this with the link to the full video for those who might somehow still be skeptical of a decades long fact was in 2023, which is practically yesterday and still screamingly relevant—and explicit.

[homunculus-argument]

"Leave her be", a voice in the darkness interrupts just as the monster is about to sink its teeth into the princess. Both the beast and the maiden turn to look as a man in armour steps from the shadow into the moonlight, drawing his sword. "Let her go", the knight says, "it's me you want."

The monster barely hesitates before shoving the princess away, to rush towards the knight. Falling on her knees on the ground, the princess can only helplessly watch, tears running down her rosy cheeks, as the monster and the knight begin violently making out.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[artbyblastweave]

One thing I find stylistically interesting about Adventure Time is that the show is very fast and loose with the idea of physical distance. If you tried to make a map of OOO, you could block it out in a general sense, but travel times, geographic placement and the like are fairly fluid, prone to alteration based on the needs of the plot or a gag. It's in the premise of the show- you travel to distant lands, every episode. You have some deranged community or dungeon or landmark pop up in every episode, limited priority given to where they all exist in relation to each other as their numbers swell. And the consistent Landmarks- The tree-house, the Ice King's mountain, the Candy Kingdom- have a real "map marker" vibe to them, like they were set down in a vast, decontextualized expanse. The geographic and logistical squishyness is on some level part of the worldbuilding rather than working against it- this is the kind of world that our world turned into. This is just how it works now, and on some level this was how it always worked. Roll with it. Compared to, say, Steven Universe- which superficially has something similar going on with how the Gems seem to glob-trot from locale to locale, but is quietly much more attentive to the narrative implications of their global teleportation network, is much more consistent in cataloguing where everything exists in relation to everything else, much more stringently models how Beach City works and how it sustains itself economically even as the whacky Saturday Morning Cartoon Hijinks happen in and around it. A whacky patina over a deceptively logistically grounded core. The difference in their respective approaches compels me.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Having a boyfriend is literally free

[avidcollectorofdust]

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

[avidcollectorofdust]

wheeel……

[avidcollectorofdust]

I think he likes it?

[onewholecabbage]

I want to see so much more of this please

Mor car parts please

[avidcollectorofdust]

More highlights

Crankshaft:

The recording is him chanting “pasta pastasta pastaa” to himself very very quietly

[markadoo]

Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

[valentines-wolf]

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