Wholesome Morbid: A Webcomic

omg lol. spork. =^_^=

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I drew Sophie (yerin ha) while watching bridgerton s4

Description: A mostly purple hued illustration in a rough painterly style of Sophie looking back over her shoulder.

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I am still trying to figure out how to draw The Ghoul and Lucy

I remembered to give The Ghoul ears this time

I didn’t color it (yet?) but Lucy’s poop finger is there

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From the ghoulcy comic book in my head

I have "Cooper Howard protects Lucy Maclean with his body" on my Fallout season 2 bingo card

Also this is the first time I've drawn either of them. Why is his costume so complicated omg. I just had to do it because I check the tag a thousand times a day and I need it to be a lot busier, so I guess I gotta do the work myself or something

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Two panels of a comic.

panel 1: b&w digital pencil drawing of a horrified person freaking out with exaggerated features and hands on face. it says "What I am usually thinking about myself: LOATHSOME DISGUSTING ANCIENT GROTESQUE DYING FILTH WORTHLESS WITHERED"

panel 2: A colored digital illustration of a very normal blue-haired guy looking at herself. It says "Meanwhile in the mirror: Normal (cute?), just a lil guy, inoffensive, same as ever"

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Image description: a grayscale digital illustration of a muscular woman in her underwear lifting a dagger to stab the giant hairy spider she’s riding.

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Image description: A grayscale digital illustration in an expressive cartoony style. A tall fat muscular man in shredded jeans and a skull shirt holds a nail studded bat over one shoulder. He has a kind face. A little girl in a rainbow shirt holds his hand.

The video is drawing progress of the illustration.

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Doc Martin as the Tumblr autism creature

Doc Martin as the Tumblr autism creature (RTX on)

(Image descriptions: the top photo is digital pencils of actor Martin Clunes’s face on a featureless four legged animal-like body. The bottom photo is the same but inked, with more details to make it eerily rendered, like a collarbone and joint creases on the animal body.)

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What Price, Pegi?

Part One

Description of the images above, written in an expanded format. This comic is drawn in an expressive, cartoony, monochrome ink style, spread across thirteen pages.

It begins with a title card saying WHAT PRICE, PEGI?, which shows a confused half-Tellarite captain in front of her ship, The Truckee, which appears to be menaced by giant red hands in space.

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Captain Piggy played a flute in her ready room, like good captains do. Commander Len Mesze stuck his head in to talk to her. "We're ready to beam down to the planet," he said. "I could handle this one. You look busy."

The planet Beta Tarsinus swam slowly behind her through the window. She replied, "Don't be silly! I wouldn't miss my first away mission as captain!!"

"Of course not," Mesze said through a clenched-tooth smile. "That would be terrible. But an -- er -- experienced commander might be good on this one..."

The captain dismissed his fears. "Stop worrying! I've been studying great captains!" She's thinking about people like Captain Picard, Captain Janeway, Captain Pike, Captain Mariner... But she threw herself laughing over Mesze's shoulder, unaware he looked *very* annoyed. "Boy those nerds BARELY knew what they were doing!!!"

She walked down a hall toward the transporters, which were in the shuttle bay, cheerfully greeting a passing crewman in a skirt uniform.

"The crew seems to have accepted me! They like my style!" she said cheerfully. "And I can't go wrong with an amazing away team!"

Her away team is already waiting on the transporter pad. One of them is a dolphin from Cetacean Ops, and the other is Chief Medical Officer T'Bok.

So annoyed that one of his eyes has blown out, Mesze said, "Yes okay good, at least I'll be in command up here."

Pegi jumped onto the transporter pad with her team. "Make it so!" she said in the wrong context.

VWINNGGG! The trio transported to the surface of Beta Tarsinus. The Cetacean officer beamed straight into a nearby body of water, singing "ee ee ee!" while T'Bok and Pegi landed on a walkway.

"I have reservations about Mesze in command of the Truckee," T'Bok said as they beamed in.

"Don't worry! This will be a routine away mission! Totally routine!" Pegi replied cheerfully.

T'Bok noticed something ahead of them. "Doctor..."

Pegi wasn't looking. "We'll be back in no time!"

"Are you quite sure about that?" asked T'Bok, pointing out the issue at hand. Literally at hand. Because there are two giant red hands menacing the city where they've arrived, floating in the sky over the buildings...

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Want more Accidental Captain Piggy? Follow me to occasionally get updates. I'll tella-you-rite now, I don't post a lot, but it's good every time.

1 like = 1 phaser blast set to sweet little kisses

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Lately I've been drawing Romcom Heroines ~ <3

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I drew my favorite abusively codependent psychic axolotl <3

Image descriptions: Three illustrations of Hollow from Scavengers Reign. Hollow is a four-legged creature who sort of vaguely resembles an axolotl with a cone head. In the first, Hollow is very chubby, sitting back, and thinking “I’m hungy.” In the other two pictures, a smaller Hollow crouches, viewed from two angles.

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What, Me Worry?

Image description: a femme in a bikini, gas mask, and arm warmers reclines, hair flowing around her. She is unshaven and has many stretch marks. Her bikini has hazard symbols and skulls on it. She’s wearing cute gardening arm warmers, too. Maybe she’s basking in the sun? The text is virulent green and says “Relax! It’s just the APOCALYPSE”

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Do you ever accidentally post a comic to your main and don’t want to fix it proper? Any hoo

Follow me if you like feeling aesthetically bleak. 1 like = 1 twitch of a smile inside my dead soul

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The Revolution Needs Dragon Dong

Image description: A four panel comic drawn in a simple expressive style. A femme sits at her computer with headphones. "I'm writing the most anarchic book of my life. I'm bucking every rule of society! Publishing like a rebel! Saying what The Man fears to be said! Joining generations of author-philosophers writing revolutionary literature for the ages!!" Her cat looks over her shoulder and says, "You are writing about a curvy girl (who looks like you) getting railed by a dragon with a big flong. Very revolutionary." The author cheers, "LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY!"

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I made myself pretty today,

as nice as I can be,

in your favorite mask, my dear,

so that you’ll let me leave.

The skin I stretched is dewy fresh

The clips all match my dress

I know you want my back exposed

and that you’ll be impressed

I’ve woven this with warp of flesh

And wefts just like your brother.

His tendons feel like luxury

You’ll never want another. :)

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Image description: a digital ink illustration of a feminine humanlike creature viewed from behind as she moves away, glancing over her shoulder. Her skull face has a partial skin mask stretched over it. She’s probably wearing a wig. Her skin is covered in vaguely anatomical patterns, while she wears a slinky dress.

If you vibe with this vibe, consider following me. I’m usually funnier. 1 like = 1 brother-in-law vivisection for fashion’s sake

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The Family's Hobby1>

Oh my great glorbulous rex the cat is SLEEPING honey GET THE CAMERA--

Image description: An expressive, cartoony illustration of a family watching their cat sleep. There are five people of varying ages but all of them are basically just sobbing with joy. Because the cat in the foreground is sleeping. Her nose is a tiny triangle. Of course two of them are taking pictures of her!

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The Adventures of Saggy and Doobie

That's a magnifying glass in his mouth. A MAGNIFYING GLASS. Get the Doobie snacks!

Image description: A cute simple cartoon of a middle-aged femme dressed like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Her pitbull halfway hides behind her. Our heroine, Saggy, is holding a ghost mask she just pulled off a humanlike figure in a ghost costume, who is trapped in ropes. The person underneath has a blank face labeled "CAPITALISM." She says, "Zoinks, Doob! Old white guys AGAIN!"

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The Anarcats

Who needs the Aristocats anyway?

A series of four images that are just simple goofy pencil doodles in a cartoony style. There are titles handwritten on them.

EAT THE RICH AND BUTTHOLES: A cute cat is cleaning her booty

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PAWDUCTION: a kitty sits sleepily with his tumtum hanging out. He will seize things later probably

SOLIDARITY: Three cats interfere with a desktop computer

RELAXING IS A REVOLUTION: A cat stretches happily

GENERATE NO PROFITS: Three cats enjoy a sunbeam

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If this comic gave you a laugh, please follow me. 1 heart = 1 vote in support of cats striking until they get the good wet food again

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Relaxing After Work

Starring My Spouse

The video above is a silent slideshow of the individual images below.

Image descriptions: There is simple cartoony line art of a bearded figure stretched out in a recliner, which does not change throughout the images. The pictures show a sequence of a very loose illustration of a cat climbing over his back into his lap, where she stretches and cleans herself before trying to lay down. Then she sees another cat (!!!) and chases it off Daddy’s lap. Meanwhile, a dog nose sniffs around, and a pit bull leaps up to take over the lap the cat vacates, licking Daddy’s face vigorously before lying down to cover his entire body because he’s not a lap dog. The end.