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im shell, or shelby; 31, transmasc stone (ish? we're workin on it) butch, deep south swamp creature, fat and extremely gay

im married but were poly and also I sell nudes. to see my uncensored fat body follow my bluesky (same user as here) and if you feel so inclined my cashapp is also the same ($whompbiscuits).

*tips are always appreciated but never required*

i like talking about the weather, weird horror movies, cozy video games (this includes megami tensei. please talk to me about megami tensei), fiber crafts, and pokemon go

no terfs, cis men, or minors. i make liberal use of the block button; you should too if im annoying or whatever to you. blank blogs and obviously stolen porn blogs are blocked on sight, get fucked

this blog is occasionally nsft, but it's mostly random shit

uhhh i think thats it? hi welcome to chilis

#new pinned post ignore this

whompbiscuits

i need to just delete this account I don't do anything anymore except come on here to bitch about shit

whompbiscuits

yeah actually fuck it, this website is STILL toxic lmfao

i was told it was better but that is not true

im deleting tumblr off my phone idc anymore

i need to just delete this account I don't do anything anymore except come on here to bitch about shit

nvm okay mood gone lol

hey if u got married in ur 20s and it fell apart, uh skill issue, I got married at 24 when my wife was 23 and were both in our 30s and still together

"don't get married in your 20s" fuck you, get married if you're in love and you want to and do the work to learn to communicate with your partner

we irritate the fuck out of each other sometimes but I would die for her and she would do the same for me, idk I know I'm lucky but also I love her and would do anything for her, it sucks that some people just don't understand what marriage actually means

idk the point of this post I just wanted to counter a dumb post I saw with my own dumb post about how much I love my wife and how much I do not regret getting hitched in my 20s

I wouldn't be here without her that's not a joke lol

#your 20s isn't too young to get married y'all come on #maybe for some people but it's not a universal #getting married in your *teens* is too young #meaning 18/19 #but once youre old enough to drink who cares #diary time

trainstationgoodbye

Claudette Colbert & Miriam Hopkins in The Smiling Lieutenant (1931)

ffviiprincess

kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051

Guy Bourdin - Yves Saint Laurent for Dior (Vogue Paris 1959)

xtinedancefit

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

#because that's exactly what it is

yesornopolls

Could you afford to pay $1,350 (USD) per month for an apartment?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

deadgenerations

brutal reality check as a sydneysider

#lol #lmao

whompbiscuits

i hate this fucking website

my roommates broke up and we need money. my uncensored nudes are on my bluesky

31, ftm, switch, t4t dyke, fat & annoying tips are appreciated but never required; $whompbiscuits

my cashapp is $whompbiscuits, same as bsky and here

tips are appreciated but never required, I wouldn't be mad at some reblogs though

#sorry unfortunately I must be annoying about this #this #whatever

paxamericana

official-kircheis

As per my last clay tablet,

lurking-latinist

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

ariaste

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

rosieandthemoon

ceiling details /// [•]

henryscavills

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. And so, I have to use persuasion. And slides.