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Blessed Danny Devito

Bernie Devito

gwyneth paltrow having absolutely no idea that she was in spider-man: homecoming is my new favorite thing

gharibajameel

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

hapalopus

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

a bird wrote this

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

ratfuck

direct action

t-nwo

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

ratfuck

how about you eat my shit and hair

brunhiddensmusings

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

umm-whats-going-on

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face