“jiggity jig!”

“Martha Stewart, eat cha heart out!”

[star-munch-grimes-deactivated20]

The Jokers purr. Reblog if you agree

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Ivy on her period: nothing is organic, how am I even bleeding, omygosh did that guy just breathe that leaf?...

Catwoman: I hate when she gets like this.

Harley: it's obvious she's... OVARY-ACTING

[iamnotjoking]

Legends of the Dark Knight I Issue #14

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Did- DID I READ CLIMAX????

[softheartedsuggestion]

your anxiety is lying to you. you are loved and going to be okay.

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Harley casually getting arrested

Cops: Anything you say can and will be held against you.

Harley: MISTER J!!!

[rawrkats]

Headcanon

The Joker has mixed feelings about Harley’s prison tattoos. 

It’s a habit of his to trace the letters of his name–one of his names, at least–on her thigh. While Harley sleeps beside him, he spells the word over and over until his fingertips leave goosebumps in their wake. Harley never stirs.

He scoffed when he noticed it for the first time. Heart tattoos? How common. (The little heart on her cheek not withstanding–because he does like to have a target when he kisses her.) But he couldn’t deny there was a certain old-school charm to it. He gets fond of it the more he sees it.  

The tallies were the ones he wished he could erase. They represent his failure. The number of lines etched into her skin was a cruel reminder of the number of days she spent in prison, away from him. 

[antisocialmess3000-blog]

Gotham adventures # 10 (He really does love her!)

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Love!

Ain't it beautiful kids?

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

The idea of Harley and Joker having a baby is both adorable and horrifying at the same time...

Batman: "Babies can't live on a diet of chocolate milk and marshmallows!"

Joker: "Not with that attitude..."

Harley *in the background*: "What are you doing, sweetie? DON'T TOUCH THE GRENADES!"

Batman: *heavy sigh*

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Joker and Harley watch the news:

Reporter: "Dozens have been killed in an incident that has devastated Wayne Tower. As the death toll continues to rise, we can't imagine what the families are going through during this time."

Joker: "Coffin brochures?"

Harley: "Was that REALLY necessary?"

[magnetictrifles]

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

Harley: *snuggles up to Joker in bed*

Joker: No. I'm mad at you.

Harley: Oh...ok *scoots away*

*a few seconds pass*

Joker: *growls and pulls Harley towards him* I'm still mad at you.

[the-x-story-x-teller]

How the Joker a.k.a our daddy was born ...

And so the Joker was born. With his ultimative hotness he has dedicated his life to cause mayhem in every innocent girl’s mind. 

[imagines-by-loki-and-kylo]

Seriously, I kind of want to be the Joker’s Queen but then again he scares the living shit outta me. I’m messed up.

I mean, his ripped body…

The danger…

And the insanity…

I’d like to do him all night…

[thatkinkyqueercouple]

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

[the-bat-family]

This picture is supposed to be from a fanfiction from them two. Those anyone knows which one is? I wanna read it

[batsy-batsy-batsy-blog1]

WHAT FANFIC IS THIS

[whoopsicaughtjesteritis]

TELL US, TELL US NOOOOWWWWW

[harleyquinncomfort]

“Will you do me the very great honour of being my special potato salad forever and always?”

— The Joker