It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.
I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but
I can hear that picture
The Bowery Presents
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Not today Justin
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$LAYYYTER
The Bright Sessions

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
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It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.
I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but
I can hear that picture
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I aint gonna articulate this right but I’ve noticed there’s this weird sub culture on tumblr where it’s frowned upon to say anything positive about your life. Like occasionally I see someone post something like “I love my job so much” and a few responses are like “wish I could find a job :/” or “must be nice to not have depression” and it’s really strange. A lot of people are pulling themselves out of dark places or finally figuring out how to be happy (no easy feat) and they don’t need you projecting your own demons on their moments of happiness they wanted to share.
“Crab mentality or crabs in a bucket (also barrel, basket or pot) is a way of thinking best described by the phrase ‘If I can’t have it, neither can you.’ The metaphor refers to a pattern of behaviour noted in crabs when they are trapped in a bucket. While any one crab could easily escape, its efforts will be undermined by others, ensuring the group’s collective demise.”
- Crab Mentality, Wikipedia
every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.
dude shut the fuck up lol
ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind
Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.
GOD 2000s emo just invented music….. i write sins? miss murder? american idiot? the bird and the worm? my immortal?? i miss you? this ain’t a scene?? radio? welcome to the black parade?? the entire existence of cobra starship??? the drama!! the panache?!! the artistic brilliance?? mozart whom!!
Mature relationships are where it’s at. That trust filled lifelong “I’m mad but I want you to know I love you” kind of security. That not having to worry about them posting your business and issues on social media, and instead bringing your issues directly to the table kind of relationship. That never going to sleep mad promise. Good shit
My therapist: you need to trust yourself
the fandom when vanya finally unleash her power and kill her abusive and manipulative boyfriend :
Yada yada yada. No surprise there. Even the afterlife couldn’t soften a hardass like Dad, right?
it’s autism appreciation month so here’s a friendly reminder to not donate to autism speaks or any other charity that sees autism as something that needs to be “cured” ‼️
if you want to help, please donate to organizations that help autistic individuals without making them feel like who they are is fundamentally wrong ❤️
a good evolution
Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
This is it.
This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.
this is the kind of prank we need more of.
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
They’re not wrong.
Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.
Honestly these kids are spot on.
Trashy but also positive
Chaotic good white trash