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[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me: hey mom i found something outside

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

[joshpeck]

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[thebootydiaries]

[exostellar]

fact: sam winchester is cute as heck and if u disagree i’m very sorry to inform u that u have a serious case of the wrong

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

[spongebob-daily]

[nomorefullnameleavemealone]

My senior quote

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[onlytwitterpics]

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

[phanjam]

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell (via softporn)

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are