Idk

I'm ariel and yes I'm a mermaid

[versaceslut]

why does it take over 7 minutes just to take a sip and say “mmm good”

[shittyidea]

Install new iOS software before taking a dump

[yoooitso]

When you and your best friend hear your favorite song and ya’ll start fucking it up in the club

[ruinedchildhood]

[tinderventure]

[ccaesarsalad]

“ 2) Please “

[overblush]

me thinking about thoughts i have that i thought up with my mind that im thinkin rn 

[furples]

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[twinking-deactivated20150125]

girl: deeper!!!!

boy: 

[meanplastic]

[wowsohigh]

[who-started-this-fuckery]

[gostle]

compare yourself only to your previous self

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

[bonerfart]

are you not entertained? is this not why you are here?

[thebootydiaries]

me: *types in all caps*

friend: *replies in lowercase*

me: ?? if u hate me just say so???

[caecilius24]

[odendirk-blog]

dont have to tell me twice

[skilala]

the motto

[pink-usagi]

[teamwang]

*nervously calls crush bro*