vaseline whore

this is the shit that makes me giggle

[catasters]

[robotpussy]

Being bisexual is so cool because its always gay sex no matter what

literally

[robotpussy]

so glad everyone is spreading this bisexual truth

[thememedaddy]

[drdaanvondutch]

after a day of misbehaving he so sweetly and gently rests his paws on me

[drdaanvondutch]

immediately back to misbehaving actually .

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[nflstreet]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[grox]

You can eat meat left on the counter all night because the night air keeps it cool its not warm at night its cool

[ironinkpen]

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

[ironinkpen]

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[evidenceofabsence]

*loses my mind in the most silent way ever*

[stworzonka]

aromantic flag colorpicked from The love is in the air? wrong gas leak picture because the idea would not leave my mind

[frailgun]

i'm bisexual. i like both genders, tgirls and miscellaneous

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Favorite Eevee Flavor

Flareon

Jolteon

Vaporeon

Espeon

Umbreon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Sylveon

Eevee itself

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Plz reblog for to increase sample size thanks you

[snorlaxatives]

one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland's investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i'm there.

[snorlaxatives]