Is it too much to ask for something great

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[cooltrees]

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

[dogzzilla]

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[coral]

The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via feellng)

[suspend]

boys who like kids are extremely adorable

[evanhamsen]

Lots of people have asked me for my synopsis of Dear Evan Hansen, so I’m going to post it here even though it’s pretty long. I wrote this myself immediately after seeing the show so I’m sorry if some things aren’t entirely accurate or detailed but it should help fill in the gaps of the soundtrack!

Keep reading

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[poeticsuggestion]

i want to wake up next to you and make you pancakes and dumb shit like that

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

[cockyhorror]

how do people feel like this underwater I just feel like I can’t hear or see shit and my head feels weird and am gonna die

[sstyles]

[louistomlinsonsz-deactivated201]

2013//2017

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

associating a song with a person is a risky move

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[factsnfunnypics]

[adapto]

i really want to die

[youthcub]

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

a pretty girl said hi to me and my gay ass started choking on air