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âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
this is not ok
The fuck
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For anyone struggling tonight, I care about you. You are so loved.
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NEVER BE // 5SOS
what if 5sos brought back Unpredictable on rowyso tour
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
me as a celebrity
ellen: is there anything from your past that you might be embarrassed about?
me: Nah, i've always been chill
ellen: *points to screen* well we found a post from your old blog where you asked luke hemmings from 5sos to shove his entire body up your ass
me: :-)
Calum Smut
Calum Smut
Making Ice Cream Sundaes Together
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A/N: IDK WHY BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS EARLIER WHEN I WAS TALKING TO A GUY SO YEAH HOPE YâALL ENJOY. SORRY ITâS BEEN AWHILE. ;) -McKenna xxx
âY/N?â You heard that familiar tone call to you. A moment later, you see Calumâs sweet, brown eyes appear around the corner. His face was tired, smile soft. His hair was a little messy and tossed back, just like the sleeveless T he wore.
âHey, babe.â You said softly as you were just finishing up dinner for both of you. âHow was today?â
âGreat,â Calum said, digging around the fridge for a beer. He pulled the cap off and tossed it on the counter near you, leaning his hip up against the area. âWe finished two more songs. Albumâs really coming along nice.â
âThatâs great! I canât wait to hear it.â You looked up at him briefly before looking back down at what you were chopping on the board. You did a double take and looked back up at Calumâs face. âWhat?â You chuckled.
âNothing.â He smiled. But, clearly something was going through that devious, little head of his.
âWhat is it?â You asked playfully and slightly self conscious.
âIâm just not that hungry is all.â Calum said.
You slumped your shoulders and dropped your expression. âWhy didnât you call and tell me that before?â
âBecause I didnât want you to worryâŠnor did I want to give myself away.â Calum said, taking the knife from your hand and setting it in the sink.
You turned towards him with your hand on one hip, the other leaning up against the counter in front of the cutting board. You watched as Calum dug around in the freezer, pulling out tubs of ice cream. He then went back into the fridge, finding chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and caramel sauce.
âReally?â You slightly chuckled, trying not to grow impatient.
âI want ice cream.â Calum winked at you, pulling the lid off the tub of vanilla ice cream.
You shook your head, going along with what Calum wanted. Guess you werenât getting dinner tonight.
You pulled open the cupboard above your head and pulled two bowls down, followed by two spoons from the drawer where your hip was previously.
Calum caught your eye, his expression confused.
âNow what?â You asked, slightly frustrated that you still werenât sure what he was doing.
Calum smiled at you, leaning down to kiss your lips. You felt a surge of electric ice shoot from your lips to his, and back again. As you pulled away, Calumâs eyes were down on your lips. You both felt that wave wash over you, causing you both to lean back in. Your lips crashed back into his, opening and closing in sync. Calumâs hands ran up your back and laced through your hair before cupping your face and pulling you in closer.
Calum bit at your lower lip, causing it to swell. You broke out into a slight sweat as you could feel things get heated more and more. Next thing you know, Calum is walking you backwards to the dining room table, lifting you up onto it. He pushed your legs open, throwing his body in between them as you sat on the edge of the wooden surface. You wrapped your legs around his waist, keeping him close to you.
Calum then slipped his hands under the hem of your shirt, lifting it easily off and over your head. The cool temperature of the room, made your skin sting for a few seconds, before Calumâs lips were on your neck, sucking hard. You felt warm again. Not warm, HOT. Calum sucked his way down your shoulder and over your chest. He pulled away and leaned back, grabbing the first thing he could reach from the counter and set it beside you on the table.
You moved to see what he grabbed, but he quickly pushed you back on the surface, knocking things off onto the floor. And in one fluid motion, Calum was on top, straddling you. He leaned down, his hands finding their way to your back and pulling you up, meeting you halfway. His lips pushed into yours again as his fingers undid the clasp on your bra. He pulled it off of you and tossed it to the ground, absentmindedly.
Calum gently laid you back down, his lips still connected with yours until he fumbled around with something near your head. He pulled away, his face still just centimeters from yours. You could suddenly smell the sweetness of chocolate when Calum straightened his back a bit and stared down at you. His eyes were merely black as his expression turned devious and the corner of his mouth turning up ever so slightly.
His eyes trailed painfully slow from your gaze, down to your chest. You could feel your nipples tighten as he zeroed in on them.
Calum held up the bottle of chocolate syrup. He held it high above your body, tilting it slowly until one, single droplet freed itself and fell. It was almost as if it was in slow motion. Calum turned the bottle upright again, watching as his perfect aim took action. The drop of chocolate fell perfectly on your left nipple, the cold seeping down into your body. A chill shot up your back as the warmth of your skin heated the chocolate.
Slowly, the syrup began to run from your erect nipple and over the side of your boob. Before the chocolate could drip off of you completely, Calumâs mouth was at your side, sucking it off. He dragged his tongue over your boob, to your nipple and sucked again. This felt good. You wanted him to keep going, but you knew Calum better than to keep going without teasing you first.
He pulled away, smiling a bit as his licked his lips in satisfaction. He then began pouring cold syrup all over your chest, being sure to get some over your sensitive nipples. You exhaled in satisfaction again when his mouth was on your other nipple. You threw your head back, sighing again and running your fingers through Calumâs hair.
Calum licked up your abdomen, between your boobs, and around your nipples. You swore you were so turned on by this point, you could get off just by this stimulation alone.
âCalumâŠâ You moaned, your eyes slipping closed.
âHmmm?â Calum hummed on your sensitive nipple.
âOh godâŠâ You sighed.
âShould I move down to your other sensitive area?â Calum asked, already unbuttoning your jeans and pulling them down.
âYou mean my heart?â You asked, causing Calum to stop and look at you. âIs that even a question?â You said then.
Calum tried to fight his smirk as he went back to pulling off your undergarments.
âWere you expecting something tonight?â Calum asked, suspicious.
âWhy? Because Iâm wearing your favorite thong?â You asked in the most innocent tone you do.
Calum bit down hard on his lip, trying to cover up how turned on that made him. In his aggression, he shoved his lips into your vagina, causing you to arch your back into his mouth.
âFuuuckâŠâ You groaned as he moved his mouth around every inch of your dripping core.
Minutes passed. And normally, because Calum turned you on so well, you were able to get off so easily, especially because he knew what he was doing. But this time, you enjoyed it so much that you didnât want it to be over. Until those minutes ticked by and Calum was still teasing all of your sensitive areas.
âShitâŠâ You gasped as you were just seconds away from your climax. âCalumâŠâ Your voice was strained.
Slowly, and then all at once, your orgasm washed over you like you were shoved into a swimming pool. You came all over Calumâs tongue, feeling him clean you up and swallow against your heat.
Your back was completely arched, supported by Calumâs firm grip. Your chest was rising and falling rapidly as Calumâs continued to lick and suck you, giving you orgasm after orgasm until he finally stopped and allowed you to catch your breath.
Calum hopped off the table, hovering over your sweaty body. âNow Iâm hungry.â
You rolled your eyes, too tired and relaxed to even give your normal sassy remark. Calum chuckled, pulling you to a sitting up position and handed you a pair of his boxers and band t-shirt from the stack of clean laundry you had done earlier. You slipped them on, instantly getting the fabric soaked from how much wetness was going on in between your legs.
âSo much for clean boxers, huh?â Calum joked as he began dishing up food. His back flexed as he moved his arms. He looked over his shoulder at you when you didnât say anything to that.
âHuh?â You asked, slightly out of it still.
âI love when I leave you speechless.â Calum winked.
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleepÂ
What is Americaâs obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOUâVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL
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