sauceless muesli

rubys sideblog or whatevr

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[giragirameganedan]

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[konoko]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

[frottinq]

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[computerbugstudios]

Happy Godzilla Day!

[poisonseller]

99% of glasses wipers will quit before all of the smudges are gone

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[segamascott]

[aazizam]

do 10 sets of yearning for me

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[bad-system]