what the heck is a salad

my name is harry styles and i must only be spoken to in iambic pantometer. sorry. i don't make the rules. aim: iamnotharrystyles rp only.

[wentzthisway]

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animal by the cab

my heart may be missing but my hands will make up for it don’t think this is innocent i’ll sink my teeth right into it

[whothehellisharrystyles]

Comes online.

"I'll cut your tongue off."

Goes offline.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

I tried not to cave to how tired I am but it's going on 2 a.m. and I'm weak.

[dorkerellagomez]

Some cheap ass boy body spray. It’s awful! I’ll trust that you have better taste than that.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

I honestly didn't even start wearing scents beyond deodorant until I could afford nice ones so I think I'm safe.

[dorkerellagomez]

Oh God, don’t tell me you wear Axe. 

[whothehellisharrystyles]

The fuck is Axe??

[dorkerellagomez]

Probably finally explains the packs of screaming girls chasing after you at all times. So glad I could clear that up for you.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

I just thought it was my cologne. 

[fyeahgopackgo]

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[whothehellisharrystyles]

alexandarrrdepirate replied to your post:dorkerellagomez replied to your post:who the hell...

No I’m Harry styles.

You dislike the Packers, you're not anyone.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

dorkerellagomez replied to your post:who the hell is harry styles?

I’d offer to protect you but how do you protect someone from themselves?

Wait...are you saying that I am...?

Holy shit, I've got to tell my mum.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

who the hell is harry styles?

I just don't know! It's getting very confusing.

I'm confused and scared.

[whothehellisharrystyles]

Also nice flower, mate.

[trapgodsmagazine]

[powerburial]

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

[whothehellisharrystyles]

Got far enough back on the dash to see that thing about me, Lou, and Beyonce and I do believe I can die happy now.

[tobys-nice-blog]

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

We’re gonna dirty ice it

EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

This is my brother in law, Joey

I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door

What a great reaction

[whothehellisharrystyles]

Come back I need you :(

I love this message more than I love life itself. 

[whothehellisharrystyles]

Gonna go cry because alexandarrrdepirate is being mean about my football team of boyfriends.

And I owe someone a cuddle.