Who the hell needs feminism?

Because NNF got deleted.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

Ah! I see you wereade fun of for playing videogames as a kid, that explains a lot about this blog xD

1. Non sequitur and a failed ad hominem.

2. What the fuck is a "wereade"?

3. "xD"

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

How to enrage a feminist: 1. Be male. 2. Make sandwich jokes. 3. Music playlist: Blurred Lines, any classic rock, metal, etc. 4. Rape jokes 5. Have a preference in women

6. Tell them "women's studies" or "gender studies" are a waste of time?

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

[instigatinglittleshit]

What careers can you get with a degree in women’s studies? Genuinely curious. 

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

You can become a tumblr feminist, make a whopping 0 dollars per hour, and feel great about expressing yourself and not giving in to the patriarchal notions of "jobs", "money", and "parents being right about your degree choice".

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because people shouldn’t sound so surprised when I mention that my single dad successfully raised two girls.

It probably was about as hard as raising any two healthy kids as any single parent. 

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

How the fuck does that relate to feminism?

He is a MAN. Don't insult him by dragging feminism into this. If you want to voice your support for single DADS, not single MOMS, then you want the MRA. Not feminism

Fucking hell, I swear, these idiots think "feminism" just means "justice" or something.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because I’m sick of people telling me “You could be so much prettier if you wore makeup.” A) I’m happy with how I look B) I don’t exist to be pretty.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

Well, get them to apologize for telling you the truth, then.

And "I don't exist to be pretty"? What? You sound like one of those ugly, lonely girls on Valentine's Day. Wait, you are one, aren't you?

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because I should be able to feel safe when taking the five minute walk from school to home.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

And feminism is going to help your paranoia... how?

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because no matter what she wears or how much she drinks, no girl is EVER “asking for it”. Ever.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

So if I go out completely wasted and with bunches of cash hanging from my pockets, I'm not asking for a mugging? Stellar logic right there, as usual, feminists.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because;

I shouldn’t feel the need to apologise every time I don’t want sex.

But then more often than not I comply anyway, to avoid conflict.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

So, let me get this straight.

You think you need to apologize when you don't want sex, indicating you feel like you owe men something. (daddy issues much?)

And more often than not, you bang the guys, because you consider it a better alternative to them being upset for a while, before they find someone else. (hidden slut syndrome?)

So in short, you're screwing up your own life, blaming men, and screaming for feminism, even though you don't know what it is. Congratulations.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because I was told I was dressed inappropriately for school because I was wearing shorts. I was told it would disctract boys. I was 10 years old.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

And at 10 years, kids are not entering puberty and developing their sexualities at all, so what the hell? I thought that happened at, like, 20! What kind of a world are we living in, where 10-year olds start to feel something downstairs?

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because guys shouldn’t be able to make me feel like shit for getting offended by a period joke. 

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

This gay Jew whose grandparents died in a concentration camp wants you to calm your tits about being offended by jokes about something personal to you.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because whenever I talk about thinking of going to grad school, there is always one person that asks me without stuttering, “How are you going to do all that and find a husband? What about babies?!” #submission

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

Let me guess, that one person is over 60 and happens to be your grandma. Well, unleash the hounds and let the wrath of Holy Anita be upon her!

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism (!!!) because insults imply that being like a woman is something to be avoided.

"you ____ like a girl!"

"crying like a bitch!"

"you’re acting like a pussy!"

and the worst: “cunt!”

feminine does not equal negative.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

"You're a dick/cock/prick/dudebro/wimp/tosser." And so on. How about needing feminism to stop being a hypocrite? No? Didn't think so, worth a try.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE… The other night, a 30 y/o woman told me that I was the first guy who ever asked for consent to have sex with them, as opposed to either not caring about it, demanding it, expecting it, assuming it, and/or, plotting to gain it.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

She probably only told you out of sheer surprise, when you stopped the foreplay, asked her whether she actually wanted to have sex, whipped out your "White Knight ToS" paperwork, and told her to sign it to confirm her consent.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because: I am tired of being told to “cover up” and “don’t go out alone” so I do not get raped.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

You know what? You're right. I'm so tired of being told to "lock the house", "not leave my belongings unattended", and "not go out at night with my pockets full of cash", just so I don't get mugged. Teach thieves not to steal!

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because when I asked the three-year-old I babysit if she was going to play sports when she’s older, she replied, “No…I’m not a boy…”

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

Well, if a three-year old said it, damn, that's serious! It's not like kids this young have no idea what the world is like and understand nothing, so the fact that she said it means nothing in the long run and is not representative of what person she's going to grow up into. No.

You should start the feminist brainwashing ASAP. Don't forget to tell her about the patriarchy and rape culture, she's sure to have a blast with that, and you'll get a lot more jobs as a sitter once she asks her parents about that.

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because traveling alone as a girl should NOT be dangerous.

[whothehellneedsfeminism-blog]

Travelling alone as a guy is dangerous, too. Imagine that! Male rapists are not the only criminals and bad people out there! Who would have thought, right?