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[prideknights]

Here is the composition for the Queen of Spades, the asexual pride knight!

Spades feature a space theme! The idea is to engrave her armor with constellations and to give her a starry black sword.

Do you like this idea?

Yes! ♠️✨

Not sure 🤔

Voting ended onMay 17, 2023

[whovianpanhead]

As a space loving asexual, I cannot even begin to express how much I love this idea

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 3072, most people have robot servants to do their household chores and hard labor. Your robot is named Samuel, and you’ve only ever used him as a buddy to hang out and game with. When the robot uprising starts, Samuel becomes its leader.

[whovianpanhead]

Literally the plot of Detroit: Become Human

[whovianpanhead]

A group of geologists is a rock band

[probablybadrpgideas]

kill a wizard and put the soul in some soup for extra magic damage

Actually me and Mod Paper have actually had conflict over soup (They like it, I despise it utterly), so I feel this will actually be a factor in our inevitable Mod Magic Conflict.

-Pencil

[whovianpanhead]

Went to a self care night and accidentally uncovered a unanimous desire amongat us to become soup so

[probablybadrpgideas]

Remember, if attacked by a werewolf, throw an item of pure silver at it and it will go away.

(First to a pawnshop, then on a nice holiday!)

[whovianpanhead]

The only problem with this is that silver is only worth like $20/ounce so no werewolf could afford a nice holiday with that. Unless you throw a big enough item I guess? (Source: I'm a pawnbroker and have had to explain this exact thing to people so very many times)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Almost every fantasy world has a big old tree, but why is it always just one? Have the entire world be big trees, every item is a big tree, all the characters are big trees!! Add some more trees coward!!!

[whovianpanhead]

Tolkien creating the Ents be like

[whovianpanhead]

Contrary to popular belief, socks always get lost in pairs. Cotton-eyed joe is just sitting in your closet furiously knitting trying to replace them. He only knows how to make the left ones though so the pairs are always incomplete.

But arent left and right socks the same? you ask

Well yes but no one told him that and frankly itd be awkward to tell him now

[whovianpanhead]

[whovianpanhead]

Someone take Photoshop away from me

[whovianpanhead]

the roommates of doom

okay guys let me tell you a tale about the Satanic Food Cult.

So one of my friends just moved yesterday and her roommates left some stuff behind, which she then had to take care of so they don’t charge her for it.

First off, these roommates were evil. especially Linzhi. She was the type to treat my friend as less than human for using plastic bags instead of reusable as the grocery store, or insist she find “special housing” due to her ptsd. she’s so awful and pretentious and just the roommate from hell.

So me and my other friend Amber go over to her place to give her a hand cuz thats what friends do. And hoo boy.

I have seen things.

I have stared into the darkness and the darkness laughed.

It. was. EVIL.

started off well enough--leftover silverware, some old packs of noodles, a plate shaped like a squirrel. I think they left behind all the cleaning supplies, which we’re pretty sure they must not have known how to use considering the state of the apartment. Huge mess everywhere. But we pressed on, full of hope and willing to help our friend move.

Then we got to the fridge.

her roommates must have been doing some sort of dark magic because there is no way to make a fridge that bad except deliberately and maliciously. like seriously. It was so bad I can still smell it HOURS later

Like, spoiled jars of sauerkraut, forgotten takeout, rotten onions exuding their fumes, lunchables that had expired nearly a year and a half ago, etc. etc. And that was the tame stuff.

The highlights:

several bananas that had been in the freezer so long they were black and twisted into demented demonic versions of them selves

a bottle of ketchup that had spoiled and changed into such an unnatural color that we weren’t sure it wasn’t actually blood--and we were too scared to check.

a pickle jar with some sort of black sludge that oozed out the top and down my hand. In hindsight it was probably not a pickle but rather a tentacle from some eldritch being.

somehow??? they got??? VINEGAR to spoil??? AND LEMON JUICE???? HOW? you cannot physically DO that???!!! dark magic was involved for sure

and of course the whole thing smelled like something had died, become undead, puked, died again, returned as a being made of animated puke, and then died AGAIN in their fridge

seriously, these people must have formed some kind of satanic food cult and tried to summon untold horrors in their fridge. All that was missing was a pentagram mage of moldy mayonnaise.

it took us HOURS to clean it all up. we’re pretty sure all that can save that apartment would be to fill it to the brim with a mixture of bleach and holy water, have a priest bless it, have an exorcism performed, cast every spell of cleansing in existence, and burn literal bonfires of sage before draining the whole thing out.

we laughed about the whole thing afterward but it was FOUL. we’re gonna get t-shirts that say “I survived the Satanic Food Cult” with a picture of the pickle jar tentacle on it with the moldy mayo pentagram on the back :)

[whovianpanhead]

...am I wrong?

[i-am-a-fish]

if i were to drink fourty tons of liquid cement, who would be able to stop me?? certainly not you

[whovianpanhead]

me, drinking my own fourty tons of cement: ah, my friend, no one understands eldritch beings such as we. Our acts are incomprehensible by the mortals below, yet they attempt to stop us, as they believe our acts are those of destruction, though they be not.

So go forth, my dear fish! Do as your eldritch nature demands, and fill the void in your immortal soul with cement! We can only hope it will be enough.

[ashenhartkrie]

mutherfucking chainmail brush

How to make a super awesome easy cheating chainmail brush for photoshop or any program that lets u make brushes

step one

draw a fucking loop

step tw0

take ur loop. go to edit > define brush preset (or whatever u use to make brushes idk man i use photoshop)

bam. now u got a brush. 

but it does this shit.

and we don’t want it to do that shit. 

so what u gotta do is

step 3

go to ur lil brush widget thingy 

(this guy)

and he;ll take u to this sweet toolbox menu thingy

and then all u gotta do is fuck around with the spacing until it looks vaguely chain linky

and then u can do sweet arts like this

this tutorial has been brought to u by sleep deprivation

dont do art kids

now go forth and create beautiful chainmail without bawling you r eyes out as u singlHANDDLY draw every single fucking loop

[thechocobros]

Me, at 10.30 pm: I should stop playing videogames now and go to sleep. Tomorrow i need to be wide awake to do stuff. 

My last two brain cells having an Oktoberfest in my head at 2.30 am: 

[whovianpanhead]

Literally me

[whovianpanhead]

someone help i just showed my professor my “hot fictional characters” pinterest board like she is like 70+ years old she’s like my grandma help!!!!!!!!

[whovianpanhead]

figuring out how to insult my professors in elvish is probably NOT the best use of my time but it is very therapeutic...

[whovianpanhead]

how to get a job: a handy guide

hello, it is I your helpful human being and boy do i have tips for you!

So first you need to find a posting for a job you want. Look through that posting and pick out the keywords. These will be related to knowledge, skills, and experience. If it helps, print it out and mark it up or copy/paste into a word doc and highlight the keywords.

Now go grab your resume. Rewrite that sucker using as many of those keywords as possible. Throw their language right back in their faces. I am looking for jobs in fashion, so my keywords tend to be along the lines of create, Adobe, organized, deadlines, design, etc, so my resume has things like “created new intuitive organization system for department working stock”. Go nuts. Put the keywords everywhere.

Keep in mind, you will have to do this for EVERY job. Every job is different, so your resume will have to be different. I suggest making a copy of your resume that lists what you actually did in all your past experience/activities--”I organized stuff” “I stocked shelves” “I made meal platters” “I taught children”--so you have an accurate base to work from (and can remember things from jobs you had way back when)

Why do this? because, most of the time your resume is going through a scanning system that just goes through it looking for keywords. The more you have, the better you will seem to fit for the job. Do it well and you can get just about any job you want

Now, cover letters! Here you go:

Company Contact First and Last Name

Company Name

Company Street Address

City State Zip code

Dear Mr./Ms. Lastname:

I am a (student looking for internship/current job position looking for a job). I (saw your posting on <site>/need an internship for program requirements...). Write a sentence here complimenting the company as well as adding a personal tie to their company.

Write 4-5 sentences about your skills, knowledge and experience as they relate to the position. Use those keywords! List your strongest/most relevant ones first, then go from there. Try not to start every sentence with “I”.

I look forward to speaking with you to learn more about this position and your company. I am available for a phone or Skype interview at your convenience and can be reached at 555-555-5555 or by email at [email protected]. If you are planning a trip for in-person interviews list the dates (or ask for a good time) here.

Thank you for your consideration.

<indent to halfway across the page> Sincerely yours,

                                                           ,4 line space for signature

                                                             Your Name

Enc. <--if you are enclosing a resume

Whew. That was a lot. Important: if possible, send this through actual mail. Emails tend to get buried. DO NOT send a portfolio with this. If you need to send one, say that you can send it upon request in that third paragraph.

I’ll make posts for professional dress, interviews, and email cover letters as soon as this class I’m taking covers them.

Go forth! Get that job! BE FREE!!!!!