So long and thanks for all the fish

Saris, 29, Czech, but loves everything British. Procrastinator and lazy as fuck. Beer tourist. Life goal: be a sassy motherfucker. Obsessed with Sherlock and Shadowhunters. Johnlock and Malec forever. Occasional NSFW. Lots of spoilers and animals. A proud member of the Cumbercollective.

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[jenniferrpovey]

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

[bastardizedmilk]

this bitch got a skincare routine! she is THRIVIN!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

“He forgot why he came in.”

(via)

[memes-that-get-reported]

[captain-price-official]

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

world leaders deal with COVID-19:  a thread to remind you that your leader is useless

Bonus:

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

I hope that when I use my stuffed animal as a pillow he knows that means I love him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

[terrible-beauty]

Strawbebbies

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

simon: *exists* alec: no

+ Bonus

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[the-best-of-funny]

[welele]

Nadie lo hace con tanto estilo, supongo que le viene en el nombre

[handsomedogs]

A pupper named Pepper, Dobby the house elf, or a baby bat? The world may never know!

[kiir-bee]

Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3

[kiir-bee]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[kiir-bee]

Everyone is reblogging this without this addition and you don’t know what you’re missing

[exit-ariel-deactivated20170607]

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

[theflowofink]

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

[thoughts-in-shower]

While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.