can i wear my Chuck Taylors?

i’m so galaxy brain

[parkayquarts]

[sharkbutch]

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

is patriarchal feminism a thing is this really where we're at in gender theory

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

this was a fun lil blast to the past. glad to see that the man wasn't able to bring this hellhole down. have fun heathens

[lumnch]

“Legally, we have to use transphobic language in order to punish women. It’s out of our hands” -Staff, apparently

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

what the fuck is up tumblr how's celibacy going

[unclefather]

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

can't seem to put myself first, every time i try someone cuts in front of the line

[met-egyptian-art]

Two finger amulet, Egyptian Art

Purchase, Fletcher Fund and The Guide Foundation Inc. Gift, 1966 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Glass, black-blue

[roseseafoam]

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

Gold star is a transphobic and biphobic concept lol

i mean you’re right

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)  

this is so weird cause i think i’ve been sent this exact same ask before? what an oddly specific piece of spam anyways here’s a hot take being a “gold star” gay is actually the dumbest shit ever and i refuse to play those kinds of games. also i’m not a lesbian

[moon-milkie]

[lovberry]

https://instagram.com/p/BjeIQ4nloTa/

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

listen according to everyone i’m a skinny pale sick horse who looks like David Byrne i don’t think any amount of smoking will fix that problem i’ll just look this ghastly forever

[queenlukes]

[awkwardtrekphotos]

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

little shop, little shop of horrors! little shop, little shop of terrors! call a cop! little shop of horrors, no, no no, oh no!

[whowouldlieontheinternet]

uhhhhh why is this old thing getting any kind of notes what is wrong with you people