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Football & Music enthusiast || Sometimes funny i guess || 03’ baby

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Just made a 6 page essay about the Saturday mv for my Communications theory class.

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Gavi: *Gives Robert a friendship bracelet that says BFF*

Robert: Aww...I'm your best friend forever ❤?

Gavi: No, you my Best Father Figure! 😊

*Meanwhile*

Morata: * Heartbreaks * he has chosen someone else 😢.

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any idea why Declan has this? He has had that for some weeks now, and idk what it is and why!

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So I have seen something similar to that a couple of times and they're muscle relaxers that numb any pain or discomfort on the area where it's applied. He has been having some discomfort around his back and that area recently so my guess is that he wears it during the match to prevent any pain or discomfort.

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The team: *after finding out that felix is going to barca* Fuck we need to keep him away from Gavi. Their gonna kill each other. We'll have to hide a body or 2 if we don't keep them away from each other.

*Meanwhile with Joao and Gavi*

Joao: Bestie 🥰🥰

Gavi: Bestie 🥺🥺

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Pep: *watching Ted Lasso with his family*

Maria: So how do you like Jamie Papa.

Pep: Yeah I like him now, he's great!

Cristina: But does he remind you of someone or....

Pep: Ummm.....not really, no.

*City training the next day*

Pep: *Seeing Jack; A self confident, kinda fruity, dumb but pretty little twink that's no thoughts just vibes. * Oh shit, that's what they meant.

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Ferran: If you guys were to be go to jail, for what crime?

Ronald: Theft probably, I could accidentally steal someone's dog.

Alejandro: Tax evasion, I suck at math.

The other guys: Yeah..we will probably be the same, we suck at math.

Gavi: Murder, just murder.

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Gavi: *getting angry and fighting people on the pitch*

Ronald: *backing gavi and fighting as well causing the team to fight on pitch*

Ilkay: *on the bench* Robert I'm scared

Robert: you'll get used to it

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Ronald: you know, the smaller they are, the angrier they are; cause they don't have as much space in their bodies to contain all that anger.

Sergi: That is not how that works.

Lewa: Like it's not even close to being at least a bit scientifically accurate.

Alejandro: oh yeah? What about Pomeranians

Ansu: And chihuahuas

Fermin: And Gavi

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Nathan: *teary eyed*

Kyle: Nathan what's wrong?

Nathan: *lips wobbling* I just saw a video of a dog waiting by the door for his owner to come back.

Kevin: and that makes you emotional huh.

Nathan: yeah it makes me feel so depr-, derpre-, desres-, It makes me the big sad. 😭

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*Ruben, Erling, and Johnny all watching something on the field*

Erling: That's so cool!

Ruben: I know! That's crazy!

Johnny: Some mind blowing shit right there!

*Bernardo and Ilkay standing behind them not seeing anything but their backs*

Bernardo: Fuckin' beanstalks blocking the view!

Ilkay: It's like watching a wall!

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Lewandowski: *Hears a fight breaking out* not my circus, not my monkey, not my circus, not my monkey.

Lewandowski: *sees that Gavi is the one fighting* Oh shit my circus, my monkey *runs to pull gavi away*

Lewandowski: *pick Gavi up by the scruff of the neck like a puppy and walks off*

Gavi: *still shouting* You guys are dead when my dad leaves!!! 🤬

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Gavi: Well you know what they say.... When life gives you melons.

Balde: *so confused* What?

Gavi: You know when you're in a bad situation-

Balde: Nono What the f*ck did you just say? When life gives you what??

Gavi:*confused* when life gives you melons??

Balde: See I don't know if this is one of your weird little Gavi things or if you're actually dyslexic.

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Xavi: *confused and a little concerned* Gavi what are you doing?

Gavi: *on the ground and refusing to get up* Life decided to knock me down so in defiance, I'm staying down and taking nap!

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Zidane: Alright listen up you little shits

Zidane: Not you Sergio never you, you just sit there and listen ok?

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Pedri: *sneezes*

Gavi: *fussing over him* I told you to put on more layers didn't I? but what did you do? not listen!

Balde: Hey Gavi I'm kinda cold too y'know.

Gavi: * while still fussing over Pedri* The F*ck do you want me to do?? light you on fire??

Balde: *disappointed but not surprised* this bitch 😒

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someone to Anto and Bruna: Wow you guys are so close!

Bruna: well yeah we're mutual girlfriends!

Someone: you're.....what...?

Anto: Well my husband is the long-time boyfriend of her boyfriend, so we're girlfriends by mutual relations.

*meanwhile, Ney and Leo are cuddling and giggling in the corner*

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Neymar: oh right there *groans* there *sigh*

Leo: *giving ney a massage after he pulls a muscle from whipping the neyney too hard* yeah? that feel good?

Kylian and Sergio in the other room: