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[monkeytoster]

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Shocked This Didn't Happen Sooner (Danny Sues the JL)

part 1

Part 2 added by someone else who used Ai, which I don't support but things had already moved on.

Part 3 by kitkat-4773

part 4 and onward by myself.

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part 6

part 7

part 8

part 9

part 10

part 11

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unattended children will be adopted and taught to kick ass (Credit to arbiterlexultionis)

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[theatrical-penguin]

Does anyone know where to find the one with the Antichrist raised by loving mother and their family has been raising antichrists so they turn out good for generations?

[inkvoices]

Okay, the one about raising the Antichrist and a bunch more, because tumblr storytime is brilliant:

43. Raising the Antichrist 44. Hallmark Movie Bad Guys 44. the Rapture comic 45. The Stone of Possibility 46. Humans are space orcs - Jurassic Park edition 47. Messenger birds for Hades and Persephone 48. when the pots of honey showed up 49. rock paper scissors wizards 50. Drake McDougal who saved a ship 51. Alien invasion vs Earth wildlife 52. Pride Knights 53. raising a dragon on a farm 54. Unaligned Supers Job Placement Agency 55. Pirates raised a mermaid 56. Alien Invasion vs Old Gods 57. the fae who asked for a name

[inkvoices]

For the list-loving tumblr storytime folks:

58. The Forgotten God

59. The King prophesied to defeat evil

60. Ugly Mary

61. Where is my pilot?

62. Boredom is a dangerous thing to a human

63. Antler Guy and Neighbour Steve

64. Be not scared, my child comic

65. The scorpian and the frog (extended edition)

66. Mystery door comic

67. Born cursed comic

68. Gnome world

69. Moon’s stuck in a time loop (from: moon’s haunted)

70. A changeling comic - Mary

71. The roommate who’s bad at pretending to be human

72. Oracle

73. Mediocre superpower

74. The counter above people’s heads

75. Lonomia and names comic

76. The pool at the heart of the forest comic

77. The goblin, the orc, and the overlord

78. Human in a crew of long-lived aliens

79. Punching zeus in the face

80. Earth is the space Amazon rainforest

81. Someone under the bed

82. The lady who makes prosthetics comic

83. Villains make a wish

84. Toad Words

85. The mark of a god (Priest of Arepo)

86. I know i’ve kissed you before, but comic

87. Intelligent war machines

88. Minor villain

89. Portrait artist

90. Hero of the valley comic

Plus:

an updated link for humans are unstoppable thanks to @genius11rare

another witch’s cat comic thanks to an ask from @mrsq8geek

[eldritchgriffin]

91. Adding Opiess, the dragon who adopted an office building’s workers

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[sophiethewitch1]

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About Me!

My pronouns are they/she! I go by any nicknames, of any gender alignment. I’m pansexual, polyamorous and I am disabled w/ autism, immuno-weakened and chronic pain. Because of that I’ll often disappear for months at a time because of flare ups :/

I love the genres reverse harem, yandere and x reader! This is what the majority of this blog will be about. Be warned, I write more worshipping/submissive/soft yanderes, and I often write polyam scenarios with said yanderes! All of my long fics are poly, basically.

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Edited: 12/02/24 (Non-american days lmao)

[goddessofroyalty]

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

[angelqueen04]

*cracks up*

[forcearama]

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

[angelqueen04]

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

[forcearama]

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

[forcearama]

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

[forcearama]

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

[b3n-kenobi]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I would so read this.

[inqorporeal]

@forcearama

[forcearama]

Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

[icanbringyouincold]

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny

[obi-wan-kenoboomer]

This is great

[the-coruscanti-blogger]

I think (Maybe? Probably?) I’ve already reblogged this, but it’s so good that one reblog won’t suffice.

[copperbadge]

Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.

[yulesend]

#I don’t know if you meant it this way but I totally interpreted this as them selling the farm multiple times to different people#luke: *wrestling over selling the wreck of the farm to someone he knows is a complete scumbag*#obi-wan: hello are you interested in buying a farm#complete scumbucket: *interested noises*#luke:  wait didn’t we already-? *gets zapped by R2* ow!#luke: oh#luke: ohhhh#luke: >:)

[nevertheless-moving]

i haven’t cared about star wars ‘canon’ since i was 3 years old- I LOVE the idea that the reason Luke had to dramatically speeder in and out of Jabba’s without hitting up any of his local connections is he is like, wanted by a bunch of scum in Mos Eisley. Can you- can you imagine Vader or whoever doing a recon in town on ‘the last son of the Jedi who blew up the death star.’ His close friends and family have all a) died b) moved off planet or c) both. 

So the only reputation he has is ‘that bastard con artist who banked 19 years of aw-shucks-wormie-ness and used it to outrageously fleece everyone who’s almost anybody.’ Vader reading the report like…damn you Kenobi did you get HONDO to raise my son??

Jabba’s reaction to Luke’s message is INFINITELY funnier if we consider the idea that ‘Skywalker’ amongst the wretched local villainy (who mostly ignore imperial and rebel propaganda) is actually synonymous with TWO things - that brat who totally messed up the podrace bookies 25 years ago, and the infamous Anchorhead Con. Jabba gets this message about ‘Jedi’ and is like LOL i think the other Skywalker tried to pull some hotshit with that too before wimping out.

Everyone openly laughs like sure you’re a Jedi and I’ve got a bargain vaporator farm I want to sell you. 

AND THEN HE WRECKS THE JOINT WITH A DEBT-RIDDEN HALF-BLIND SMUGGLER A RANDOM SLAVE GIRL ONE GUARD AND TWO BEAT UP DROIDS WHAAAT

[kyraneko]

I’m imagining some random palace guard telling Vader this, afterwards.

“So this fucking—SKYWALKER, dude, have you ever heard the name Skywalker? You know what it means? A FUCKING ASSHOLE, that’s what it means. Like. The first one was bad enough, this little shit named Anakin who was fuckin’ NINE YEARS OLD and he just WON THE FUCKING BOONTA EVE PODRACE and set SIXTEEN bookies out of business and if I ever meet him I’m gonna set him on fire for it—

“And then this new one, Luke? Fuckin’ nobody, raised by his aunt and uncle out in the Wastes, little aw-shucks hick farm kid, the kind you could give him a five-credit piece and a ten-credit piece and he keeps taking the fiver because it’s BIGGER, that kind of simple, and then he comes into Mos Eisley one afternoon and sells his aunt and uncle’s moisture farm, right, I’ve been out there a few times, several of us have, and it’s a nice place as far as moisture farms go, mildly profitable, and the kid is fucking happy to get like two-thirds its value, so he sells the farm, right? TO NINETEEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE! Do you have any idea how much Jabba’s finance people had to do to get that sorted out? Nineteen fucking mortgages on ONE fucking property, puts every real estate con Jabba the Hutt’s entire CLAN ever pulled and we were on the WRONG SIDE OF IT! We had every pirate and smuggler from here to Corellia laughing at us! And THEN! And THEN—!

“So he pops up via hologram message acting like a DIPLOMAT from the REPUBLIC, claiming a title and rank from an extinct, defunct, ILLEGAL order and wanting to bargain with Jabba—are you fucking kidding me, BARGAIN WITH JABBA for a smuggler who’s up to his ass in debt when he’s responsible for that farm scheme, acting like he doesn’t even fucking REMEMBER it and expects that Jabba’s forgotten it too. Like. Absolute fucking idiot, and anticipating that Jabba’s just as stupid. And he offers a pair of droids as a gift. Like, built-in-the-Republic-era, random-ass droids that he probably picked up from the Jawas that morning for a few hundred credits and a junked ‘vaporator.

“I mean, Jabba’s seething here, but hey, free droids is free droids. Whatever. He takes the droids, throws things, orders a fight to the death between two gamblers who owed him money, killed one of his dancers at some point … and then Boushh shows up with fucking Chewbacca in chains—he’s Solo’s first mate, so Jabba was all happy about that, but not happy enough to pay the full bounty—and what’s Boushh do? Pull some gonads out from somewhere after all these years, and also pull out a fucking THERMAL DETONATOR! Going to blow us all to fuck if he doesn’t get his measley fifty thousand, and, well, there’s no arguing with crazy like that. 

“So now, if you’re keeping score, Jabba’s lost an absolute SHITLOAD of money and had his bookmaking industry fucked all to hell for like three years after the stunt from Skywalker the First, got screwed out of ANOTHER shitload of money in the farm scam by Skywalker the Sequel, got all but called an idiot to his face and insulted six times over by the same dude who’s apparently scammed so many people he’s forgotten who he has and hasn’t scammed, and got threatened out of fifty thousand credits by a second-tier bounty hunter IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE COURT.

“And then the next morning, what the fuck? Jabba’s favorite sculpture is gone, the one with Solo as its main ingredient that Boba Fett brought him. And Boushh is gone. And Jabba’s got a brand-new dancer chained up next to him. Night duty guy tells me Boushh unfroze Solo, and the new dancer girl IS Boushh, which, okay, you’re dealing with people like that and you look like that? You definitely need a helmet, but I feel like pretending she didn’t breathe oxygen was overkill. Anyway, then Skywalker shows up. All alone, no weapons, nothing, like he really believes in this Jedi shit. Arrogant little bastard, and we’re all laying bets on how Jabba’s going to kill him.

“So he talks a little, and fwoop! goes the trapdoor, and okay, everybody who bet on “Rancor” is doing a little happy dance, but then! BUT THEN! He fucking KILLS THE RANCOR! Drops its own cage door on its head and punches right through its skull! And—fucking NOBODY bet on that, which is a damn shame because everybody else would’ve just torn the winner apart out of sheer rage at that point and we coulda used some good bloodshed then, y’know? I mean, I dunno if you’ve ever met Jabba the Hutt, but he’s the kind of boss that’ll just go off and kill you for failing him or just because he’s angry at something. Just complete fucking asshole. I mean, he was pissed enough that everybody was worried for their safety, and so somebody dying messily right then would’ve calmed him down a bit.

“So Jabba’s big mad, and he gathers Skywalker and Solo and Chewbacca all together and says he’s gonna feed them to the Sarlacc, which is a nasty tentacled carnivorous plant out in the desert, so we all board the sail barge and have a nice little pleasure cruise—have you ever been to Tattoine? I’m fuckin’ kidding, it’s brutal. But hey, we get to see Skywalker executed, right? Wrong.

“Jabba offers them the chance to beg for their lives, and Solo calls him a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, which, I mean, I could do better, y’know? If I’m about to die? Anyway, Skywalker goes up first, gets prodded to the edge, flips a salute off to who-knows-where, and does this little twist in midair, catches the fucking plank, and fucking SPRINGBOARDS himself back onboard, CATCHES HIS LIGHTSABER FROM MIDAIR where the one DROID shot it to him, and starts sending guards over the side, usually in pieces.

“So more guards rush forward to help, and there’s this huge fight, and fuckin’ BOBA FETT falls in, and while that’s going on? The fucking dancing girl has grabbed her chain and is FUCKING STRANGLING JABBA WITH IT! Like, I look over and he’s bucking and struggling and she’s pulling on that chain like anything, and then somebody hits me over the head with a bottle of Corellian brandy, and by the time I look again he’s pitched over dead! And nobody freaking bet on that!

“And then? Off they fucking go, Skywalker and Solo and Chewbacca and the dancing girl and the droids and one of the guards who I played sabacc with the other night and he owes me twenty credits! And that fucking Skywalker just cost me my job, and if I see him again I’m going to burn him to cinders myself!”

The man subsides, eyeing the gigantic ebony figure in front of him who, except for a couple of momentary starts as though he might say something, has been silently listening to him all this time.

Size-wise, Darth Vader has nothing on Jabba the Hutt, but somehow, he is scarier.

Finally, the dark form speaks. “You said you could do better.” A moment’s silence, and he clarifies. “If you were about to die.” He gets the impression that whatever monster lurks behind the helmet is smiling. “You are about to die now. Because you are a criminal, and because of what you have said about my son, Luke Skywalker. You have an opportunity to do better. Use it.”

The so-condemned criminal, late of Jabba’s palace guard, lets his jaw hang open unflatteringly for a moment while his brain catches up with events. HIS SON, which means …  

“YOU’RE Anakin Skywalker’s HUSBAND?”

The steady, hissing rhythm of Darth Vader’s rebreather actually stops dead as the Dark Lord straightens up as if stabbed with an electroprod.

In the instant before the man’s brains, blood, and spinal fluid coat the far wall, he has the momentary satisfaction of having, indeed, done much better than Solo.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i feel like i boarded a ride thinking it was one of those ‘boat slowly past the animatronic characters’ deals but it was actually space mountain

[dumbbbg]

F O R Y O U

Pairing : Anakin Skywalker x padawan!reader (Later will turn into Unburnt Vader x rebel!reader)

Warnings: noncon, dubcon, dom/sub dynamics (basically filth)

Chapters -

1

2

3

4

5

(Not finished yet. Will have 8-9 parts)

[cosmosluckycharms]

Masterlist

Just a warning, everything is probably out of order + my first masterlist so PLEASE be patient with me

also my asks are open and appreciated !!

Bug Like Angel

neglectful batfam x spider!reader + spiderverse

P1 P2 P3 P4 P4.5 P4.5 P4.5 P4.5 P5 P6 P6.5 P7 P8 P9 P10 P11 P12

Show☆Time

neglectful batfam x emu!reader + pjsk

P1 P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7

Super Rich Kids

Yan-Batfam x gn reader

P1

the fridge drawings (FANART!!)

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anons:

🦦, meow meow, 🍰, 🫴🧠, 🪽,🦋, 🍧, yeet, 💫🐍, 🍄, 🌊

[monkeytoster]

Masterpost

Shocked This Didn't Happen Sooner

part 1-3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8

[caedynscorner]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Addy Darling moves half-way around the world with her cat hybrid, Lee Felix, not expecting that being in Seoul would cause so many changes to her life. After Felix convinces her to get another hybrid, they soon find themselves finding more and more reason to help more strays, learning to open their hearts, and house, to the hybrids, and maybe, fall in love along the way.

Content warnings in AO3 tags and at the beginning of every chapter. (Story contains triggering content such as abuse, violence, self harm, mental health issues, and suicidal thoughts, but generally SFW. Hurt/comfort and happy ending!)

[twst-drabbles]

Heartslabyul 9

Summary: You already have trouble with sleeping as is, now you have to deal with the little plant nymphs hogging your bed.

Your bed wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. It's functional. It has it's working legs, a proper frame that's seen some abuse but will continue to endure for years to come, and has a thick enough layer of a mattress to keep the springs from meeting your skin. You can sleep in it, and that's really all you need. It's also a king-sized bed, courtesy of Mr. Crowley giving it to you when you were eight.

Go big or go home, was probably motto at the time. You distinctly remember that year being filled with feasts for any little accomplishment. Big feasts. Very big feasts, as in Crowley had to magically expand the doorway to get his food through big.

Anyways, point being that this bed, while roomy, didn't really rock to you sleep. So there would be night where you'd just stay awake and stare up at the ceiling, waiting for morning to come so that the morning sleepiness would take you away. You're working on it, there's been progress where now you do get sleepy when the sun sets, but that's about it.

You're still here, lying flat on your back in the dead of night. Still awake with your eyes closed since you made a private vow not to touch anything that was related to entertainment, such as TV or the internet. There would be moments of latency, where your brain fizzles out for short periods of time before tuning into the dead silence. And, during one of those moments, you heard your window click close. A sudden, quiet snap.

You ignored it. Not because you thought it was of no danger, but because this house was so prone to random noises that it didn't even register to you to even think about it. Or linger on it. The snap sounded like the sudden click of your AC, or a random tree branch smacking against your window, you don't know. Noises just kinda sound the same when you're dead tired and the brain taps in and out of the senses.

And, before you know it, you realized you were no longer alone in your bed. Five little weights have tuck themselves close against your person, when they have more than enough room to sprawl themselves out on the bed. Once again, they have all decided to sleep here.

Ace and Deuce always take up the pillow behind your head. Sometimes they get into sleep fights and end up punching each other awake. Or they stay dead asleep and you find them in the morning mid-tussle, little leafy limbs pressed against one another. Cater would be curled against your ear, sleep-talking in those squeaky, bug-like chirps, and occasionally rolling around when he's real deep in sleep. Then he would wake up, realize he rolled away again, and crawl right back to your ear. Trey likes to sleep against your neck, feet propped against your collar bone. Every so often, you have blow air at Trey when he tries to get his grubby little hands on your lips just to see your teeth. And Riddle he likes to sleep on your chest, head against your heart. Well, not really sleep actually. He dozes and it's very easy to disturb that. You breath out a sigh and suddenly Riddle is alert, just like that.

For all of their chaos, they are creatures of habit. They are here, and they have taken up their usual places. And now you're trapped in this position until…probably morning. Ugh.

It's all fine, really. You don't mind them being here, but it makes moving impossible. It's too easy to squish them. You don't want their little bodies to go crunch just because you needed to stretch some stiff muscles.

So, what do you do?

You accept your fate. Nothing to be done.

You took a deep breath in and slowly sighed it out. Riddle's head whipped up, looking around for any sign of danger and that had you chuckling a little.

"Go back to sleep," you said, feeling as if gravel was in your throat. You didn't need to do anything more. Riddle's head swayed this way and that, then finally he face planted right back into your chest, as if he fell asleep before he could set himself down.

And now, to hope you can find sleep as well.

[hanafubukki]

Replaced? How Foolish.

Summary: There’s a new student at NRC…who’s trying to replace you? What a fool.

Characters: Twist Characters and Reader (Gender Neutral)

Notes: I was feeling stressed so I wanted to do some writing. I also wanted to give my own take on the whole Replaced AU that was popular in the Obey Me and Twst fandom a while back. Have fun 🌺🌻

Tag List: @justeclem44​ @coraldelusiondaze​n @h0n3ysgh0st​ @thatdazaikin​

·      There was a ruckus when another new student arrived at NRC.

·      Another student who was magicless.

·      You though felt bad for the student, being in a similar boat before.

·      But, it seems this new student had other thoughts.

·      Instead of taking the offered hand that was given in kindness.

·      The student was foolish to scratch the hand that reached out to them.

Lees verder

[hanafubukki]

Main Twisted Wonderland Masterlist

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 1

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 2

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 3

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 4

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 5

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 6

[twstaus]

au of an au, kind of, maybe

because my brain is at peak humor rn. ok so i have 1 post here about the “worldbuilding” but . TLDR! 

- English is the latin of twisted wonderland. its dead. its also the ‘unique magic’ language, like if you could communicate in harry potter spells? yes.

OK so with that out of the way. WHAT IF Yuu couldn’t cast conventional magic, but could copy unique magic via English?  

Like. they’re just fucking around with Ace and Deuce and Grim one day, and Riddle comes up in the conversation. They’re joking around, Ace pretends to break a tiny rule (”Oh noooooo, I brought a MONT BLANC to the PARTY”). 

Yuu cackles and impersonates Riddle with a “You forgot rule 8982? Thats a WAR CRIME.. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!”

Cachunk.

…

…

…

There’s just. A minute of hot fucking silence. Deuce’s eyes are the size of dinner plates. Grim drops his entire damn sandwhich. Yuu just. whatmst is this fuckery 👁👄👁 

Ace pokes the collar. It’s a collar. yep. definitely a collar,

“???? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW??????????”

“I THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T USE MAGIC” 

“I CANT!?!?!?!?!?”  “THE COLLAR AROUND MY NECK SAYS OTHERWISE”

panik. panik all around. Grim is running around like a headless chicken. Deuce might have had a brain shortage. Ace is trying to yank the collar off with no avail. Yuu is just fucking vibing

“ISN’T THIS RIDDLE’S UNIQUE MAGIC?!?! TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF”

“I DON’T KNOW HOW”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW”

 “oh GOD oh FUCK UHHH ON WITH YOUR HEAD??????”

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it doesn’t work. panik^2. Deuce blurts out a “what if it never comes off,” and Ace turns like five shades paler. Its almost impressive, if it wasn’t concerning.

“Shut UP DEUCE. oh my god. I need to go see riddle.” 

yuu blanches. riddle is scary and also, what the fuck, how are they supposed to explain this, what? “NO wait NO BAD IDEA” 

“what else am i supposed to do”

good question ace. they fluster, fumble, cry internally for a hot minute–Yuu tentatively taps the collar with a wince. “K… King’s Roar?”

Fwoosh. Ace yelps as he gets a new sand bath. “You turned it to sand!” Grim cheers. 

a pause.

“YOU TURNED IT TO SAND?!?!?!”

shenanigans ensue. crowley’s in for the headache of his career

[twstaus]

TWST AU MASTERLIST

Or something like that! A brief description/main tags to the posts about each AU! The names of the Yuu’s are mostly to differentiate between them in group posts :) 

1. Language Barrier! AU 

- Yuu finds themselves in Twisted Wonderland, but the game doesn’t have an English release yet! Azul vigorously performs charades. 

- Home to Quinn Yu, local insomniac extraordinaire. Wants Crowley to give them money.

original concept post 1 | 2 | 3

Tags: #twst language barrier au

1.5 Copy Magic! AU

- Browser extension to LB! AU. Yuu can use English to copy Unique Magics. Shenanigans ensue. Riddle dies or something lolll

original concept post

Tags: #copy magic au

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2. Shonen Protag! AU

- Yuu is naruto is a shonen protagonist personality through and through. Ace gags in the distance.

- Home to Yustine, the youngest Yuu–And most chronically annoying. The gullible puppy type.

original concept post

Tags: #protag!yuu 

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3. No RES/REZERO! AU

- Creatures in TWST evolved differently than in our world to accommodate magic. When Yuu crosses over, they have the resistance stat of a wet tissue. Also, they can Return by Death! Angst for everyone!

- Home to Yuuya, who is a hundred and ten percent A-OK! They like Jack and Malleus best.

TW: It’s a lot of death and possibly some gore… It’s RE:ZERO ok

original concept post | 2 | 3

Tags: #no res au 

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4. Promised TWSTLand! AU

 - Yuu is a escaped Mama-in-training that falls through the mirror. Everyone is concerned.

- Home to Yulia, the oldest Yuu, at 19. Nobody can ever tell what she’s thinking.

original concept post | 2

Tags: #promised twstland au 

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5. Yandere Vibe Check/Pass! AU

- Yuu simply does not give a single shit. Nobody can stop them from buying their chicken nuggets.

- Can also be wholesome; the yanderes learn how to pass the vibe check.

- Home to Yuel, who speaks exclusively in poor meme choices. YOLO.

original concept post

Tags: #yandere vibe check au, #yandere vibe pass au

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6. Pretty TWST! AU

- Lav shoves Leona in a skirt. Also, everyone is a magical girl. Unwillingly.

- Home to Yukio, who wants to stop posing like a power ranger. Willing to trade their soul for a longer skirt.

original concept post 1 | 2

Tags: #pretty twst au

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7. Bodysnatcher! AU

- Unfortunately, the forces that be forgot to bring Yuu’s body along for the ride. Clearly, the only solution is to possess random bodies! 

- They steal Vil and Rook hunts them down with a gun.

- Home to Yuri, who may or may not steal Crowley’s body on the weekends and videotape themselves doing the funky chicken as blackmail. 

original concept post 1 | 2 

Tags: #twst bodysnatcher au

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8. TWSTed Gems AU

- Yuu is a sentient rock. Also they can fuse with people, because magic.

- Lav typecasts the gang as random minerals. There are no stable fusions, cause it’s NRC.

- Home to Euclase, who everyone calls Yuu anyways. Sometimes they lose body parts. 

Tags: #twsted gems au

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Other Relevant Tags: #yuuniverse: Tag for either crossovers between the AUs themselves OR (mostly) interactions with all the Yuu’s! 

[dcxdpdabbles]

Completed Aus Master Post

All the dabbles I have posted on my DC x DP account of completed Aus

(Updated as of 06/05/2025: Stop onOne-Shots: The Fib: Part 1)

The Bakery is a Front!...right?: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Cave Boy: Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3 , part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 6.1, Part 6.2 Part 7 part 8 part 9 Part 10 Part 11

The Adoptive Son: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9

Alfred's Boy: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Part 6 Part 6.5 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9

[theangelcatalogue]

Lowkey want to write about yandere batfamily because I want to see yandere neglectful!Batfamily with neglected Mira!Reader/Darling