I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch Iām tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

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I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch Iām tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone
THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!
pls let this blow up like the other one
This showās writers were so god-tier they managed to condense a James Bond movie down to five minutes and fit one into every episode, and the running gags never got old.
Hamilton: A very serious musical
no effing way dude, who broke this vase? who broke this vase? seriously guys, everyone who is here at my awesome party, this huge crowd of people (thatās definitely here right now) somebody broke my grandmaās vase and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died. I swear to all things football and/or skateboarding. I will find you. donāt make me cry these incredibly manly tears. anyone can speak up here and be a part of this scene. especially those of us who arenāt imagined and are actually here on the stage, like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief. very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room. stefanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
if you understand this i love you very much
Absolutely losing my shit over Lin liking this tweet by dana
If Harry styles can brainwash millions of women into thinking heās attractive then thereās hope for anyoneš
midwests emos scare the shit out of me how the hell you grow up in a corn field and come out listening to mindless self indulgence what the fuck happened in that corn field
thatās it folks
šššš¬š Happy Summerween! šššš¬š
Urbosa: Princess Zelda, Iām having a child!
Zelda: thatās great, I didnāt realize you have a boyfā
Urbosa: [slams adoption papers down] itās you, sign here, here, and here
criminal minds episode
[suburban house in the dark]
Woman: hey Iām getting some wine okay honey
Man: okay
[spooky music]
[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]
[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]
[picture of FBI Quantico labeled āFBI QUANTICOā]
[inside FBI Quantico]
Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick
Prentiss: DiD yOu Knāshut up
Reid: okay sorry
JJ: hey everyone weāre starting. get in here
Everyone: [gets in there]
[sitting at the table]
Hotch: š
Reid: š
Morgan: š¤Ø
Rossi: š§
JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork
Morgan: his MO changedā¦that meansā¦
Rossi : we need to act fast. Heās getting sloppy
Reid: ā¹ļø
Hotch: š wheels up in 20
[everyone starts to leave]
Prentiss: hey wait Reid
Reid: what
Prentiss: do you want to talk about it
Reid: next time why donāt you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because thatās how much I donāt want to talk about it. Thatās how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]
[scene of plane flying]
Hotch, voiced over: āWhat would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. ā The Bibleā
[inside plane]
Reid: did you knowā
Morgan: DiD yOu kNoWā shut up you little twink. Youāre so gorgeous I just wanna rub my handsā
Reid: whā
Hotch: letās focus please
Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts
Rossi: ššš
Morgan: hey sexy
Hotch: š ⦠what do you have for us
Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week
Hotch: great work. thank you
Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out
Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies
Hotch: [disapproving glance]
Reid: š¤
[meeting the local cops]
JJ: hey Iām agent jereau we spoke on the phone
Cop: oh hey sexy you didnāt tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha letās go inside weāll get you set up
[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]
Hotch: okay. Letās present the profile
Morgan: are we ready for that
[zoom on Hotchās face]
āNoā
[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but itās 2020 and youāre watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so youāre forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that youāve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]
[in room with the cops]
Hotch: itās a white male in his 30ās
Cop who is racist: you sure
Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. Itās a white male in his 30ās and his dick donāt work so heās decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working
[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]
Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so Iām the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen
Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know
Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something
[commercial break]
Okay but this is definitely missing two things.
[Morgan unnecessarily kicks down the door in a failed attempt prove just how heterosexual he is.]
AND
[JJ and Emily give each other lovey eyes and sit on tables every chance they can. Usually touching some part of the other giggling about how the writers assume they're straight.]
God i wish i had a father omg
āWhat would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. ā The Bibleā is going to be my new instagram bio.
who needs 15 seasons of a show when this absolute masterpieces exists ?
Op I'm gonna need a part 2 after the commercial
lin-manuel miranda show lines that i relate to
āi never win shitā
āhey guys itās me, the biggest disappointment you knowā
āSIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKERā
āhamilton sit downā
āi can never be satisfiedā
āa mess she looked patheticā
āive never seen this much money in my lifeā
āi disagreeā
āactually, it said us navyā
ātalk lessā āim sorry whatā āshut up, go home and pull your damn pants upā