— haunt me, then.

f. she/her. 🌙. header by @morgana-pendragon.

[lil-koala]

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

List of hottest things that have ever been said:

Don't Emily me

And I always win big

Let it burn

(Did you smoke?) I did a lot of things

[lil-koala]

What are you wearing? A gun.

I've got a Glock leveled at your crotch. What's to stop me from taking you and the little ones out right now?

Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

You don't wear a ring

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

*answering the phone to Strauss* Ma'am?

I would like to get back out on the streets and find out who's killing these women. Sir.

[lil-koala]

how could we possibly forget

Some guys like it rough!

What about those naughty girls who came back for seconds?

Most of the people here aren't as...understanding, as I am...

[smoothcriminal-minds]

You wanna confess now or go straight to prison?

Get on your knees

Naughty boy

[eideticgenius]

Can I just add

You're finally gonna meet your soul mate Joe... in prison. 

Only you're not going to be able to push him around the way you did those women.

And when he comes for you, in the middle of the night, when you're least expecting it you do me a favor... play along. 

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Remember that time we got on board and they hadn't chilled the Cristal?

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Are you going to...take care of me? [Yes] Good.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Can we see it? [See what?] Your badge

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

I was holding back for dramatic effect.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I will end you

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Besides, is it really that hard for you to get your groove thang on again?

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

I submit to your consideration: "I've never been forbidden before. That's adorable."

[lil-koala]

I'm giving him what he wants...mommy.

[sheisobvious]

Stevie Knicks™

[golden-letters]

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

hiiii i love you !!

hiiiii!!! I love you back lil koala

[loveridden1999]

[irreparableinnocence]

Options for an intelligent young woman in her 20s:

Kill self

Transition

Betray self for nothing

Move to a brand new city and teach self how to die

Be a lesbian

Imagine Sisyphus happy

[redstonedust]

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

[hotchology]

[tartharyen]

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE AS BRIENNE OF TARTH ↳ GAME OF THRONES ⚔️ 2.7 | A MAN WITHOUT HONOR

[anxietyproblem]

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[wesandresons]

Katniss... remember who the real enemy is. THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013, dir. Francis Lawrence)

[grates]

petition for things to stop

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[maidthings]

the princess of light has requested another beer