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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
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@theartofmadeline
Andulka
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Origami Around
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occasionally subtle
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@whygodohgodwhy
Conversation Prompt
“Your existence is proof that whatever higher beings exist, they must be sadistic beasts. Nothing that is merciful or kind could ever wish for a creature like you to live and suffer. I will find these gods and I will kill them in your name.”
“... Thanks for that, I guess.”
“You should not be thankful. You should be full of rage, as I am.”
Quote Prompt
“You shouldn’t try to taunt me while I’m hunting you. I’m like a dog, this just excites me even more. If I get much more excited I’ll end up humping you once I catch you, and none of us need to see that.”
Conversation Prompt
“Are you supposed to be the distraction while the real heroes wait to swoop in and defeat me?”
“Usually, yes. But they normally tell me when that’s supposed to happen and no one has, so… I guess I’m what you get.”
Conversation Prompt
“And then he - the ugly man - arrived.”
“You mean the murder victim?”
“Ugly people can still be murdered. You shouldn’t be bigoted about murder, it can happen to any of us.”
Quote Prompt
“A little known fact about me is that my restraint and morals are entirely for show. When no one is watching, I’m only here for blood, violence and debauchery. And it’s just you and me here today.”
Conversation Prompt
“It’s weird that there’s so much sexual tension between us when you can’t even stand the sight of me some days.”
“Oh, no, you’re objectively the most attractive person here. It’s your personality that I can’t stand. Some days all I want to do is look at you, especially if we didn’t need to talk for me to do that.”
Conversation Prompt
“I think of you as being like a sister to me.”
“We’ve tried to kill each other. Multiple times.”
“My real sister tried to kill me, that’s why I killed her. Murder is not a deal-breaker for me.”
Quote Prompt
“We are up shit’s creek without a paddle, but I am still the second in command and, on my life, I will get us safely to shore.”
Conversation Prompt
“It still upsets me how difficult it was to get you to take your own execution seriously. You were cracking jokes on the gallows.”
“I was choosing to die as I lived, innocent and enjoying life.”
Conversation Prompt
“Are you Googling how to perform the surgery?”
“I know how, it’s just… sometimes it’s good to have it open, you know? It’s like using a calculator for basic sums. What if the numbers change, you know?”
“Yes, but you’re a heart surgeon. This is heart surgery. Please tell me you don’t do this all the time? If nothing else, there’s no way your phone is properly sanitised.”
Quote Prompt
“Comedy is tragedy plus time, and, for me, that happened a long time ago. I’m aware that it was still yesterday for you, but I was trapped in that time vortex for decades and now it’s just funny.”
Conversation Prompt
“I’m sorry, I’ve been hogging the conversation. You haven’t said anything in several minutes.”
“No, please keep talking, this is the most interested in anything I’ve been in years. Keep talking about your horrible life.”
Conversation Prompt
“I should warn you that one hundred per cent of the people who tortured me have ended up as my allies further down the line. If you’re not prepared for that, you should just kill me now.”
“You don’t have to accept people who tortured you as your allies.”
“When you get abducted and tortured as much as I do, you absolutely do.”
Quote Prompt
“You had to lie that I was dead to even get her to look at you. The woman you love only thinks of you as a placeholder until she finds her true love in the afterlife. You’re competing with a ghost, and you’re losing. What does that feel like?”
Conversation Prompt
“Why did you write this letter saying that if you died, I killed you?”
“I don’t… this is my handwriting. Why is this dated before we even met? What was I doing when I wrote this?”
Conversation Prompt
“This is the closest I’ve ever had to having a family of my own.”
“Jeez…. Normally families are nicer to each other than we are.”
“I know. I’ve seen how you are with your real kids. You really love them.”
Quote Prompt
“I lack empathy, I don’t lack love. Your problem is stupid and not worth crying over, but you are crying so I’m going to fix this.”