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gabe ✿ 32 ✿ he/him

[fallhound]

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

[pezpenser205]

(source)

god youre so true rn

[verdantry]

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[damazcuz]

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

[oneheadtoanother]

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer

[coffee-and-cusswords]

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

[zinniagalarts]

fugking love it here!!!!!!!!!

[royaltea000]

Do not stand by my grave and weep. I am not there.

[yanderefreud]

group divorce starts in five

[calagua]

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

[calagua]

someone. anyone.

[schistcity]

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

[schistcity]

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

[lafortis]

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

[schistcity]

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities

parkour

[pmd-stardust]

forgetting the fact that being a buddhist also gives you magic powers

zenyatta is specifically a civilian chassis but he can become invulnerable and throw balls at you

[pmd-stardust]

the point of overwatch is to say shinto-buddhism is the only correct religion i think

[hyumjim]

Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience

[miileskine]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

[miileskine]

all the french in the notes are like

[carnival-phantasm]

Good

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[funnytwittertweets]

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