Akito! @akitoee - Tumblr Blog

Hey there! This is my little blog where I mainly look at images of Nanaki (Red XIII) and Metal Gear Solid (I love Otacon...)

I don't post much so have this pic of me

Alright that’s all!

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Pokemon headcannon time

I actually imagie sex toys for pokemon being actually a kind of normal thing to have, especially for trainers who dont battle and really only have one or two pokemon, being that they're safer than sending them off to a daycare the average person can afford (unlike the nicer ones that professional pokemon trainers send their team too to blow off steam). Its actually considered destigmatized because of that. Buying one is more thought of like buying those dental hygine brushes for dogs, being just a normal biological function for pokemon after all.

I also personally imagine it having more minimalist packaging instead of more regular sex toy packaging, being labled things like "pokemon sexual wellness stroker" and other boring stuff. Heres a drawing I spent way too much time making trying to represent the exact vision that popped into my head when I thought of this honestly

No im not a profesional graphic designer how could you tell

dragonite-milk

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