Home in the Making

the name is chris | he/him | i just rb a bunch of stuff lol

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Dare to milk what others see as unmilkable]

[lastvalyrian]

[satyriconmp3]

why are you people so insecure about your taste and interests i promise tumblr user cumphobe or whatever can't do anything to you

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

i remember this one time the neighbor’s cat, simba, broke into our house to fight our cat, also simba.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[felassan]

The next DRAGON AGE™: Behind the scenes at BioWare [x]

Go behind-the-scenes at BioWare and meet some of the passionate developers creating the next Dragon Age. Get a glimpse at new environments and characters as the team discusses how they are approaching the development of this epic fantasy RPG.

DRAGON AGE 4 NEWS!!!!!!!!!

This is our very first look at how the devs are making this game. There’s loads of never-before-seen DA4 concept art and even loads never-before-seen footage which is “representative of the game in development.” We get a look at DA4 Solas and some new characters are named: Bellara and Davrin.

[welele]

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

[the-talon-ted-meem]

Video game graphics are getting way too real

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

THE IDLE ANIMATION HWKSJCLSLS

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

[sapphophallocentrism]

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

[celestial-snail]

Fuck off with this kind of talk, you just have not had a real beer yet, you know why because you are a bunch of children. Are you surprised that beer does not taste like the juice box your mom packs you in your stupid lunch box. And I bet you have not even tasted piss before, pee is a delicacy in some parts of upper Germany, you are insaulting every beer maker east and west of the equator. You disgusting child

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

The beer and piss expert has logged on ...

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hold on, east and west of the equator?

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[me-and-my-dumbass]

*aggressively tries to scan the barcodes*

[chi1dishdevi1]

All the outfits of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Somehow I survived doing this.I present to you a low quality fanart of the ultimate Mary Sue queen. If you haven’t read My Immortal Fanfic you can bleach your eyes here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5835837/1/My-Immortal-The-Return

Notes: If is a different day, I opted to only draw what Tara described of the outfit, if she didn’t mention her make-up or shoes I believe Ebony didn’t wear any.

Unless the fic says explicitly that it’s a different day I tried to keep some of the aspects of the last outfit that Tara didn’t change or didn’t mention. (Like her make-up or shoes).

The little icons that appear in like three of the outfits are the earrings she was wearing that chapter.

Doing this was beyond confusing but fun.

[monsieurenjlolras]

I’m so fucking happy this exists this is hilarious

[bipolar-bisexual69]

My only criticism is that she should be putting up her middle finger at us

[lastvalyrian]

thank you for doing this my eyes glaze over whenever she talks about her outfits

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ccczzxnnxx]

[versacethotty]

[explorerrowan]

I especially love the last, because that cow is not tied, and yet they have no doubt that it will stay put, because sometimes cows are just Like That, especially after dark.

[zazrichor]

don’t be ridiculous, darling.

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Thanks!

[ottosgotanothergun]

[rianncreates-deactivated2024072]

The face of a true hero

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[mizoguchi]

[mizoguchi]

Bonus:

[megatraven]

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers