Pillsbury Doughboy

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[normal-thoughts-official]

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

[saresmusings]

Silence is Violence

[twicedailyquotes]

In these unsettled and unsettling times, silence is surely just as ‘political’ as non-silence.

Sandra Boynton

[loser-vuitton]

If you cannot bear to look at it, you should be asking for it to stop.

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[xamenielpidas]

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[malscare]

who's packing me lunch

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[methotrex8]

[trombonesolo]

man inflation's hittin hard

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[laneigh]

[dogboykennedy]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

[the-real-seebs]

relatable

[bisexualbaker]

Relevant AO3 tag: Accidental Baby Acquisition